Resolved Question: What laws do i need to know in arkansas?
I'm visiting little rock soon with my fiancee and i have no idea what the laws are over there, can you guys perhaps enlighted me on ones to watch for. cheers :)Well i don't reli know what i plan to do other than drink alot of dew, but i know that tattoos and cigg's u have to be 18 i think, and 21 for drinking. but being british i assume things are strict over there as in like curfews and things. im 18 tho which might help.You see im used to complete freedom of speech and seeing profanity everywhere. but according to my soon to be sister in law things are 'different' in little rock and i have no idea what shes talking aboutWhat i mean is america seems to be back to front a***hole
moreResolved Question: In several US states: "Idiots" are forbidden the right to vote. Do you think these laws are being enforced?
In several US states, "idiots" do not have the right to vote:
Arkansas Article III, Section 5
http://www.arkleg.state.ar.us/assembly/Summary/ArkansasConstitution1874.pdf
Kentucky Section 145
http://www.lrc.state.ky.us/legresou/constitu/145.htm
Mississippi Article 12, Section 241
http://www.sos.state.ms.us/pubs/constitution/constitution.asp
New Mexico Article VII, section 1
http://vlex.com/vid/qualifications-voters-absentee-voting-309687
Ohio (Article V, Section 6)
http://www.legislature.state.oh.us/constitution.cfm?Part=5&Section=06
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot
moreResolved Question: Sister In Law Escalating Provocative Gestures & Situations?
50 year old guy, have been married for 17 years. My wife is a wonderful lady, and her older sister is a carbon copy. Both are poised, elegant, classy...but with a very keen sense of their femininity.
About three years ago my sister in law had a horrific break up and divorce from a 25 year marriage. Her husband was an ass, and left her for a considerably younger women. She has not been the same, and seems to have become a serial dater and heartbreaker ever since.
Last year, she joined us at our home for three weeks. We have a lovely summer home on a lake in Arkansas, and she loves boating. I was pulled over by the lake patrol for a routine life preserver check. My sister in law is still a mildly attractive woman for her age, and she flirted, twisted and pouted herself at the poor cop. It was embarrassing.
A few nights later, I turned off the TV around midnight, and she snuck up behind me. I could smell heavy alcohol. She mumbled something and brushed against me. VERY obvious.
I mentioned this to my wife, who told me her sister needed to feel wanted again. I said that was fine, but I did not want her!
Two days ago, she stayed with us at our home in Texas. I keep the house cold, but out of pity (she had on three blankets!) I asked her if she would mind if I started a fire. She looked very happy, and a built a HUGE fire. The room was very Christmas like, and she started casting off blankets. She got down to the last one, and looked at me and said, "don't look." Oh hell, what now?
She had on a very short, very see through white nightgown. The fire made it almost transparent. Have to say, even her breasts resemble my wife's.
I went back to my football game, and tried not to look. She got up to get another glass of wine, and I realized she had nothing on underneath. Not the best buttocks, but a strange chill in seeing them.
She came back, and I tried to figure out how to get my wife out of the kitchen and in here to save me.
That night, my wife went to neighbors for a few hours. My sister in law had been drinking for a few hours, and TV bored me. I told her I was going to go to sleep, please ask my wife to be quiet when she got home.
After a shower, I quickly fell asleep (I had a bit of grogg myself). I felt my wife come to bed, but rolled over on my side away from her. A few minutes later, she was spooning with me. I smelled strong alcohol. Tried to turn around, but she pressed her body against mine, and reached across to my crotch. I was very, very hard.
She began to rub me, and I reached around to do the same. Nothing was said. We did this for a bit, and then she rolled on her side away from me. I turned around, spooning with her. I slid in so easily.
In five minutes, we were done. My wife came home around midnight, and my heart was still pounding. She gave me a kiss, apologized for staying so long, and asked me how my evening was.
Does she know? Did she want this to happen? I feel horrible, I knew it was not her but did not stop it. Even worse, I want more. What should I do?Cee Cee,
I am SO SORRY that my moment of weakness has this effect on you.
moreResolved Question: i just found out my son(5yrs) father has him in the bathroom and shower with him naked, the dad naked that is?
in arkansas is this against the law?
moreResolved Question: Arkansas law says you have to be 16 to go to a tanning booth?
well im 15 and i will be sixteen this summer but i have to get a tan before summer because i am just way to white to go out in a bikini so do they just ask you if you are 16 or do you have to have proof...
moreVoting Question: Can schools release school pictures, ordering forms, and school records to people?
My child just started school in Arkansas. Some of my ex-inlaws work for the school district. At the beginning we specifically requested to the teacher and principle not to release any information or allow contact with my child while at school. The school agreed and had no problems. School pictures came along and the in laws requested from the principle pictures and order forms. The principle gave a school photo and an order form. Can they do this? Of course that's not all, they also release report cards and other records to the step-parent while the parent was out of state. The step-parent has a power of attorney and claims that gives them all legal rights of the parent including unlimited access to school records. We're checking on the legality of this. If you know the answer to this please feel free to let us know.havn't seen the power of attorny, but was told that it specifies the child. We were told by our lawyer during the last hearing that a power of attorny can not transfer visitation rights in the absence of the non-custodial parent regardless of what it says, we have done fought that battle, but now there using it for records and such. The picture thing, the inlaw has no sort of power of attorny or nothing. They just happen to be related and work at the school.Said no they can't release info. But the non-custodial parent has unlimited access to records through the custody papers. They just are trying to give that right to someone else via power of attorney.
moreResolved Question: are these Short Redneck Jokes funny or not? hmm just noticed had a lot of jokes deleted yesterday hmmm?
How do you know when you're staying in a Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Louisiana redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age
in Oklahoma to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow,
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi.
If it would've been invented anywhere else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.
A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too.
Both books -- poof! -- up in flames
and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Mississippi:
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
moreResolved Question: are these funny no 2 sorry more redneck jokes?
How do you know when you're staying in a Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Louisiana redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age
in Oklahoma to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow,
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi.
If it would've been invented anywhere else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.
A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too.
Both books -- poof! -- up in flames
and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Mississippi:
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
moreResolved Question: Question about Fred Phelps?
We all know him as the bigoted sh*tbag that heads the Westbro Baptist Church in Arkansas.
But i read somewere he played a big role in fighting the 'Jim Crow Laws' During the civil rights movement.
Is this true? Perhaps i could feel modicum of respect for the man if it were.No of course i don't feel a modicum of respect for Hitler, but he din't fight for anyone's civil rights did he.
moreResolved Question: Obscure Laws (Long but FUNNY)?
The Greek sage Aristotle once penned, "Even when the laws have been written down, they ought not always remain unchanged." Not only is this wise advice, but also prophetic. Especially when you focus on some of the driving laws that loiter on the pages of state statutes.
Tennessee, for example, has a law that bans shooting game, other than whales, from moving vehicles. Apparently, this law was authored during an unusually high tide or after too many dizzying spins on a Tilt-a-Whirl at Dollyworld. Chances of any whale finding its way into Tennessee via the Cumberland River are about as likely as Tony Danza winning a lifetime achievement award at the Cannes Film Festival. Yet, it exists.
So as to assure that your next cross-country vacation does not get pricked by the thorns of legality, we at DMV.ORG have organized a list of arcane state laws that you should be aware of. For nothing can be more embarrassing than having to phone your attorney from Kentucky for help in escaping a fine for trying to transport an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street as long as a lantern is attached to the front of your car.
Driving barefoot is illegal.
Alaska
It is illegal to tie a dog to the roof of your car.
Arkansas
It is illegal for a person to blare the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m.
California
Any woman dressed in a housecoat is prohibited from driving a car.
It is illegal in San Francisco to buff or dry your car with used underwear.
No unoccupied vehicle may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Florida
If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the owner or attendant must deposit money in the meter.
Georgia
State Assembly members are immune from being ticketed for speeding while the State Assembly is in session.
In Marietta, Georgia, it is illegal to spit from a moving car or bus, but is okay from a moving truck.
Illinois
In Evanston, Illinois, it is unlawful to change clothes while inside a car with the curtains drawn, except during a fire.
Kansas
In Derby, Kansas, it is considered a misdemeanor to screech your tires while driving.
Kentucky
If you stop for ice cream while driving, be aware that it is considered unlawful to transport an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
Massachusetts
You will be ticketed if you drive with a gorilla in the backseat of your car.
Michigan
If you car breaks down in Detroit and you are waiting for assistance, be aware that sitting in the middle of the street to read a newspaper is illegal.
Minnesota
It is illegal to cross state lines, regardless if you are walking or driving, with a duck on your head. And, if you're crossing into Wisconsin, the law also applies to chickens.
In Minnetonka, Minnesota, if you drive a truck that leaves mud, dirt, or sticky substances on any road, you will be considered a public nuisance who is harming the peace, safety, and general welfare of the town.
You cannot ride a motorcycle without a shirt.
Montana
In Whitehall, Montana, vehicles are prohibited from driving with ice picks attached to the wheels.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
New Jersey
Drivers are required to beep their car horns before passing another vehicle.
If convicted of driving while intoxicated, you permanently lose the option of registering for a vanity license plate.
North Carolina
In Dunn, North Carolina, it is illegal to drive on a sidewalk.
Ohio
In Oxford, Ohio, authorities will ticket you if you consecutively drive around the town square more than 100 times.
Keep in mind that if your car breaks down and you phone for a cab, you will be ticketed if you opt to ride on the cab's roof.
Oklahoma
It is considered illegal to read a comic book while driving.
Oregon
You will be ticketed if you leave your car door open longer than is deemed necessary.
You will be slapped with a Class A traffic violation if you use your car on an Oregon highway to prove your physical endurance.
It is illegal to pump your own gas.
Pennsylvania
If you spy a team of approaching horses, you are required by law to pull to the side of the road and cover your car with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted or sewn to blend into the scenery. But, if the horses react skittish to your efforts, you are then required to disassemble your car and hide the parts in the nearby underbrush.
South Carolina
In Hilton Head, South Carolina, you cannot leave trash in your vehicle out of fear of attracting rats.
Tennessee
It is illegal to fire a gun at any wild game other than whales from a moving car.
West Virginia
It is perfectly legal, for road maintenance purposes, to scavenge road kill.
moreResolved Question: Arkansas USA or Arkansaw? Americans please help.?
My brother in law is dating someone in (Arkansaw?)Usa.
No.1 How do you spell it?
No.2 Is there any history about this state?
N0.3 Are there cities or is it sparsely populated?
N0.4 Any people have horses there?
moreResolved Question: True court cases, funny, but crazy. lol?
Sorry it so long, but well worth it. Courts gone mad. lol
>>>Time once again to review the winners of the Annual
>>>
>>>"Stella Awards."
>>>
>>>The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled
>>>hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That
>>>case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous,
>>>successful lawsuits in the United States. According to reliable legal
>>>analysists, for every idiot who wins a case, thousands of other
>>>imbeciles don't make it that far. We can thank our lucky stars for that,
>>>because it's you and me who end up paying for these mental midgets
>>>awards as companies pass the cost on to the consumers.
>>>
>>>When I was growing up, my folks told me that if I did something stupid,
>>>I'd have no one to blame but myself. I guess the Stella awards prove my
>>>folks, and every other law-abiding, intelligent person who takes
>>>responsibility for his or her own actions, dead wrong! AND I firmly
>>>believe that everyone on these juries should be locked up and the keys
>>>thrown away!!
>>>
>>>
>>>Here are this year's winners:
>>>
>>>5th Place (tie):
>>>Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of
>>>her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was
>>>running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were
>>>understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving
>>>little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.
>>>
>>>5th Place (tie):
>>>19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
>>>when his neighbour ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
>>>apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when
>>>he was trying to steal his neighbour's hubcaps.
>>>
>>>5th Place (tie):
>>>Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had
>>>just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the
>>>garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning.
>>>He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and
>>>garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and
>>>Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He
>>>subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food.
>>>He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him
>>>undue mental anguish.
>>>
>>>The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. This is so outrageous
>>>that it should have been 2nd Place!
>>>
>>>4th Place:
>>>Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500. and
>>>medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door
>>>neighbour's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced
>>>yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might
>>>have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had
>>>climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with
>>>a pellet gun.
>>>
>>>3rd Place:
>>>A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
>>>Pennsylvania, $113,500. after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her
>>>coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had
>>>thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
>>>
>>>2nd Place:
>>>Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a
>>>night club in a neighbouring city when she fell from the bathroom window
>>>to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while
>>>Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to
>>>avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental
>>>expenses.
>>>
>>>And drum roll please...........
>>>
>>>1st Place:
>>>
>>>This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,
>>>Oklahoma.
>>>
>>>(This one sounds eerily familiar, like an urban legend, but it is a
>>>mater of public record in 2005 at the Superior Court in Oklahoma City.
>>>And it just goes to show that you can't protect stupid people from
>>>themselves.)
>>>
>>>
>>>Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On
>>>her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the
>>>freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the
>>>driver's seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not
>>>surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned.
>>>Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual
>>>that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus
>>>a new motor home.
>>>
>>>The Winnebago company actually changed their vehicle operating manuals
>>>on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete
>>>morons in the world!
Lets all hurt ourselves, then sue someone else. Lol
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