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Resolved Question: help me about a project on france?

ok, so i need a few things: a funny/ interesting slogan "advertising" france (it has to actually be good tho) like his example of what NOT to do was: England, its a island. so like yeah. and 4 intersting facts. oh yeah.....thanks more

Resolved Question: What do you think of the Navy's new slogan?

"A global force for good"? That's funny, I always thought the Navy's purpose was to defend and protect the shores of the United States. What part of the Constitution calls for the Navy to be a "global force for good"? Why is the Navy advertising itself as the world's nanny service? more

Resolved Question: What would be a clever slogan for a courier company?

I'm seeking something for signage advertising our services.The signage would be fixed to a vehicle. Any ideas would be welcome. We offer an express service for the delivery of parcels,skids,pallets. I want something funny or clever to go with the company name. more

Resolved Question: Could you look through my writing and correct my grammatical mistakes? Thanks for help!!!?

Hi:) Could you look through my writing and correct my grammatical mistakes? It is a part of my coursework. Thank you very much for your help! "Some key words, slogan, language used or sense of humour can be difficult to understand for different people because of their background. In some countries people have a very specific sense of humour, which is not easily to understand by non-natives speakers. Some advertising may be attractive and funny for some nations, when people form some countries may don’t understand what’s so funny about the same advert even if it is translated into their own language. As I mentioned before, all different customers have different expectation and if Disneyland decides to expand to one of the Muslim countries like Indonesia, Pakistan or Bangladesh they must consider their range of products and services which they want to provide. For example, they must take into consideration their catering facilities, and they may decide to provide special Muslim halal food restaurants, which will be using use food that have been prepared according to Islamic believes. All businesses when they are expanding must make sure that they spotted all differences between their home country and a country in which they want to operate and reflected these differences on their marketing campaign in order to be successful on other market and avoid many mistakes, which could be difficult to fix."Thank you!!!! more

Resolved Question: How can I recruit/encourage upcoming freshman to join our XC team next year?

I'm captain of the XC team and I'm supposed to advertise XC in a way that encourages or inspires people to join...any ideas? Creative, funny and clever would be great, like a poster of Uncle Sam in a singlet or something like that. Videos, posters, announcements, slogans things like that. Any idea is appreciated even if it sounds stupid, it might work. Thanks:) more

Resolved Question: How to make this funnier? Only for gmail account people?

http://docs.google.com/Present?docid=df7xt9rt_31g7xhswfb The assignment was to create a presentation advertising some country music dude's tour. You have to think of a slogan, too. I know mine sucks right now. 10 pts to best slogan/other helpful ideas! more

Resolved Question: Can anyone think of a funny slogan for a t-shirt advertising FairTrade?

I'm supposed to be designing a FairTrade t-shirt, but I've run out of ideas for the slogan we've got to put on it. Any contributions welcome, thanks!!! =] more

Resolved Question: Funny slogans for a car wash?

What's something funny i can put on a t shirt advertising my family's car wash?It's called Brady's All American more

Resolved Question: whats that site that sells heeps funny t.shirts?

they sell shirts that have funny slogans and that, its advertised heeps on the net more

Resolved Question: Would this make a good advertising campaign, regarding rape?

Or would it be a complete wast of time and money The following pictures shall all have the slogan added "This is what a rapist looks like" http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/20/raymond_cornwall_narrowweb__300x385,0.jpg http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/images/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_funfry_resize.JPG http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_03/MichaelMorganDM0207_228x348.jpg http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/1428-bigthumbnail.jpg more

Resolved Question: The advertising business?

I'm only a sophomore in highschool, but its never to early to start thinking about my future. I want to be one of those people who comes up with the funny (or serious) slogans that you see on tv. How does one get into that type of thing? And also, what would be the best major in college for that? Thanks for any help you can give! more

Resolved Question: funny slogan translations?

When companies try to sell their products in foreign countries, sometimes their advertising message gets lost in the translation. For example: -PepsiCo ran an ad campaign in Germany featuring the slogan "the come-alive generation". But in the German translation, the slogan means "the arise-from-the-grave generation". German consumers wondered if Pepsi was some kind of zombie drink. -Coca-Cola Co. had to change its name in China in 1986 after it discovered that, when spoken in Chinese, its name meant "bite the wax tadpole" -General Motors Corp. couldn't understand why sales of it's economy car, the Nova, were so bad in Latin America. Finally, GM wised up and realized that in Spanish, "No va" means "no go". i thought these were really funny. does anyone else know of any other slogans that make an odd translation? more

Resolved Question: Are companies just using the Go Green-fad to their advantage?

I don't want to make a negative out of a positive, but I work at a store where the environmental cause has become like a commercial slogan everywhere I look. Brands advertising that they're improving their product to be earth friendly, such as Poland Spring's gimmick of slimmer bottles to use less waste --Funny they don't advertise 2oz less water per bottle (or 48oz for a case.) Bottled-water companies also don't mention that their water is nearly equivalent to what you can get out of a tap and that your only wasting thousands of tons of plastic by buying it in the first place. Something third world countries would be enraged by such un-needed luxury. And I could go on with dozens of other products I witness abusing the title eco-friendly, --but I'd like your opinion on if companies really care for making changes or are they turning a cause into a fad by these popular movies and shows out like 11th Hour and An Inconvenient Truth (when 2 years ago they hadn't shown major concern)? more

Resolved Question: advertisements??

Sometimes advertisers get it all wrong. Here are some funny examples of advertising campaigns that ended up being entirely inappropriate. 1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea". 2. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had a use for the "manure stick". 3. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa). 4. Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese. 5. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read. 6. Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "it takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate". 7. The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Ke-kou-ke-la", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "ko-kou-ko-le", translating into "happiness in the mouth". 8. When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "it won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you". Instead, the company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant". OOPS! more

Resolved Question: what is your favorite slogan which used in Turkey?

could be political,advertising,sport. preferably be funny and creative. example , we all h.dink,or we all o.samast someday everyone ll become Fenerbahce fun, tell me more plzzjust remember . asfalt agladi be !! by cem yilmazraki icen oldu de su icen olmedi mi? more

Resolved Question: Advertising help?

i have to make an add for digital photo, and it has to discourage driving while talking on the phone. i need a slogan and i want it to be something like argueing online is like winning the special olympics, even tho u won your still retarted and i want it to be Talking on the phone while driving is like... it has to be funny and simple, and make sencehaha i wasn't trying to make fun of special ed. people i was just using it as an example... i couldnt think of anymore eating salad at mcdonalds is like buying vitamins at a crackhouse, is that better? more

Resolved Question: Media Survey?

Media Survey 1.) What media catches your eye the most? -outdoor - magazines - T.V. - Radio - -newspapers 2.) If you had to rate the different medias based on your usage .. how would you rate them?( 1 being always and 5 being never) -Outdoor____ Magazines_____ T.V.______ Radio____ Newspapers____ 3.) If there was a new custom burrito shop opening what would be the best way to get you to go? __free burrito coupons __ cross marketing( half price movie ticket if you buy a burrito)___ promoting their signature margaritas and mexican style beers _____other(if other what ideas do you have?) 4.) For transportation.. you mostly use.... Biking___ Mass transit___(subway, buses) Walking___ Driving___ 5.) In advertising a product or service what aspect of the ads draw you in the most? __bright colors ____funny pictures ___ catchy slogan ___ other( if other, what ideas do you think) 6.) Have you ever been to a Chipotle? __yes ____no If yes, what makes you go there over any other restaurant? ___the food ____the atmosphere ___ reputation of being quick and easy_____ other______(if other , what ideas do you have) Any other questions or suggestions please free to ask me. My email is dmb0064@unt.edu! more

Resolved Question: "star" if you like this funny...?

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs more

Resolved Question: Funniest staff meeting ever!?

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. the only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a top 10 list. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.Star if you like it. more

Resolved Question: Best advertising line you've seen on a van / lorry?

In London I saw a painters van being driven by an Indian guy with the slogan :- "You've tried the Cowboys - now try the Indians" Driving along the M4 - I saw a lorry advertising their Cesspit emptying service which read : - "We've been taking sh*t from our customers for 20 years" Any other funny ones you've seen? more

Resolved Question: I love bad/funny translations, like advertising slogans, etc. Did the bible ever have any weird translations?

Resolved Question: what......?

are some advertising slogans for different products? for example, lucky charms would be "theyre magically delicious!" best/funniest answer gets 10 points!!!! more

Resolved Question: Advertising slogan ?

Any ideas for advertising slogan for roofers, something funny and apt- such as 'roofers love a night on the tiles' or 'roofers enjoy it on top' ........etc., more

Resolved Question: something catchy?

well im a Realtor and im thinking of using the back of my windows vehicle to advertise with a custom vynil graphic. My question is what should i include i dont want the standard company name, my name, phone number. Something that is going to catch peoples attention any creative ideas? Maybe a good slogan or something funny. Also should i include my picture or not? Best answer 10 ptswell the reason i said funny was because if you look at major commercials Most of the catchy commercials are the ones that you remember. people just tend to ignore the usual and just thought that something creative might stand out. more

Resolved Question: viagra funny or not?

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone The top ten were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker p*cker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your w**kie. This is your w**kie on drugs. more

Resolved Question: Has anyone hear an ad on the radio?

If you can remember any add your heared on the radio then can u answer the following questions: What is the name of the radio station? Who is the target audience? What is the name of the product or service being advertised? What is going on in the add?Has anything just happend or is anything happening? What is the most intersting thing about the ad that caught your ear? what does the text say or suggest to you? Does the ad have a slogan or jingle? If so, what what do you think of it? what do you like or dislike about the ad? How would you change it? How does the ad try to reach its target audience? what is the overall tone or feeling being shown?(funny,serious,angry,excited,factual,worried) Please can you email the anwers to international_playete more

Resolved Question: an oldie funny or not?

A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans in a college advertising and marketing class. "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly skies'?" "United." Joe answered. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?" Brenda answered with the correct credit card company with no difficulty. "Now John, Tell me who uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?" John was quiet for a moment before answering, "Mom?" more

Resolved Question: Are you witty, funny or clever with words?

I am looking for a slogan for a poster advertising a cake sale...I have got WE MAKE GOOD FRUITCAKE BUT WE'RE ONE SLICE SHORT OF A LOAF but to be honst...its no very funny....any other suggestions more