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Open Question: Gay dating site commercial controversy, Ashleymadison.com publicity stunt?

Everyone is crying foul over the homophobic double standard regarding CBS's acceptance of Focus on the Family commercial featuring the Tebow's airing over a gay dating site commercial as some colossal gay rights issue when the company that owns the dating site couldn't even afford the time slot as was also rejected for decency standards. So is Mancrunch really the commercial to be used as the poster child that the Gay & Lesbian community want to use to reinforce the use of the homophobic card because the shock value of two macho men kissing is what it is. Shock value. The company behind Mancrunch is run by those at ashleymadison.com the site that promotes infidelity with the slogan. Have an affair #1 Guaranteed. The best place to find affairs. So in order to generate publicity they harp on the double standard of it being banned. So is guerrilla marketing and use of shock value the best way to promote GAY & LESBIAN rights and illuminate the double standard in our media or is this simply a case of the definition of what decency is? Mancrunch Ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXabofs8Bw8 Vs Tebow Ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je0lYPUvTZc more

Resolved Question: Screweddddddddddddddddddddddddd?

You might be surprised to know that one of the world's dominant shoe, sports equipment and clothing brands was aptly named after the Greek goddess of victory -- and that the inspiration for the name struck during a dream. It began in 1964 with a casual agreement and a handshake between University of Oregon track coach Bill Bowerman and Phil Knight, a middle-distance runner. The pair formed Blue Ribbon Sports and began importing Japanese brand Onitsuka Tiger running shoes, known today as ASICs, for sale in the U.S. In 1967, Knight and Bowerman made the handshake deal formal and incorporated as BRS Inc. Jeff Johnson signed on in 1965 as the company's first full-time salesperson and opened Blue Ribbon Sports' first retail outlet the following year. In 1971, Johnson made an incalculable contribution to the company: One night, he dreamed of Nike, the Greek goddess of victory, and suggested the name to his bosses. The company used the moniker for its first footwear product to feature the "Swoosh" mark -- a soccer cleat called the Nike, whose name beat out Knight's suggestion that they call it the Dimension 6. The Swoosh trademark was created by a graphic-design student from Portland State University named Carolyn Davidson. She got $35 for her creation. Expanding the Nike Brand Looking to expand the line, Bowerman began experimenting with the concept of athletic shoes with rubber spikes. By pouring a liquid rubber compound into his wife's waffle iron, Bowerman created an innovative running-shoe sole. The company unveiled Nike "Moon Shoes" featuring the Waffle sole for athletes competing at the U.S. Olympic Trials in Eugene, Ore., in 1972. A succession of shoes, many based on the waffle outsole, followed. Some of the most famous are the Waffle Racer, Air Force One and Air Max 97. When tees featuring a lower-case "nike" script logo designed by Davidson hit stores that year, folks unfamiliar with the name asked, "Who's Mike?" when they spotted the shirts. Elite Sponsors: Athletes in Nike Shoes A growing number of elite athletes competed in Nike footwear. Runner Mark Covert was the first athlete to wear Nike shoes across a finish line. Nike shoes got their first endorsement by a professional athlete when Romanian tennis personality Ilie Nastase signed on to wear Nikes on the court. In 1977, former aerospace engineer Frank Rudy teamed with Nike to create the first Air-Sole units -- durable bags filled with pressurized gas that compressed under impact, then sprang back. The result was Nike Air cushioning, which hit stores in 1979. In 1980, Nike went public. The year 1984 saw the signing of basketball megastar Michael Jordan to an endorsement contract, followed by the 1985 release of his signature shoe, the Air Jordan. Originally, the NBA banned this new shoe because it didn't match the league's dress code, but the ban simply served to give the design a higher profile and extensive publicity. Nike revenues topped $1 billion for the first time in 1986. The rest, as they say, is history. Superstar Follow-Up Nike followed up on its footwear fame by dressing athletes from head to toe, introducing apparel collections for tennis and basketball, which were popularized respectively by superstars John McEnroe and Michael Jordan. In 1988, Nike's "Just Do It" slogan was introduced, and it remains one of the most recognizable and successful commercial taglines. In 1990, the first NikeTown store opened in Portland, Ore. The company signed golfing phenom Tiger Woods in 1996. In 1999, Bill Bowerman, Nike's co-founder, died at age 88. The company bought bankrupt rival Converse for $305 million in 2003. In 2004, Phil Knight stepped down as CEO and president of Nike, but he continues as chairman. Headquartered in Beaverton, Ore., Nike remains one of the largest and most successful companies operating today. more

Open Question: What's the song on the new AT&T U-verse commercial? with the olympics?

There's a new AT&T U-verse commercial with their slogan (wanna record 4 shows at once) and it has the olympic athletes like changing into each other's sports but it only shows their feet or something. just the olympic one i guess. any help would be nice. thanks in advance more

Open Question: Quick!!! I need some food commercial songs!!!!?

I need songs not slogans!!! Hurry!!!! I need them now!!!!!this is not my homework more

Open Question: Help pleasee, marketing class.?

"We will cover you for insurance, but unfortunatly for these life problems your on your own" Is that already a slogan for a commercial? If it is, any suggestions on a different one? more

Open Question: What is a good slogan for an ice cream shop called Island Scoops.?

We would like all of our fans to help us come up with a commercial or slogan. The commercial/slogan will be 30 seconds. If we use your idea you will win a luncWe would like all of our fans to help us come up with a commercial or slogan. The commercial/slogan will be 30 seconds. If we use your idea you will win a lunch for two.We would like all of our fans to help us come up with a commercial or slogan. The commercial/slogan will be 30 seconds. If we use your idea you will win a lunch for two.Island Scoops is a Ice Cream & Dessert Cafe we serve everything from ice cream to sandwich and everything in between. Check out of twitter and facebook. more

Resolved Question: "Eat great, even late" --Taco Bell or Wendy's?

Which fast-food establishment says, "Eat great, even late?" None of the commercials with this slogan are playing on television and I tried typing the slogan into a google search engine. I'm really just wondering for my own knowledge =) thanks a bunch! more

Voting Question: What can I do to improve my poem?

I'm in a writing workshop class and I'm working to improve one of my poems before I turn it in on Thursday. It will be read by the rest of the class, but I like getting a lot of opinions before I turn it in as the class can have very conflicting reviews. Please read over it and tell me how I can improve! "You Stop At The Wal-Mart" And you watch her standing there. She’s not like you. She’s an older woman, a sophisticated lady. She’s got those slick blond locks with the blue dye peeking out underneath. Of course, it’s not as long as yours, since you can’t cut off that mop until senior year, since you made that bet with your buddies. But you’re regretting it now, looking at her. If you weren’t such a joke, with your greasy hair and your acne, you could make a move on a lady like her. She’s got that nice shape that all the ladies should have. She’s got on those low cut jeans, the ones that the college women wear, because in those jeans, all the high school girls are just playing dress up. And her shirt is real faded and it’s got some sexy slogan printed out on the front. “Masterβ”, in some sloppy cursive font. Probably the same way her hand moves and makes letters, when it’s not doing something more productive. She’s looking at some expensive make up, cradling it real easy in her right hand. She’s got smooth skin, like milk and honey, with those strawberry lips, like they promise in the commercials. Sure as hell doesn’t look like make up on her. In your head, there’s the fantasy of her parting those strawberry lips just for you, and you don’t notice the real pair spreading out in a smile as she sees you staring and waves. But your so lost in your mind, you can’t even stare at that fine, fine ass as she turns around and leaves. more

Voting Question: Is this right, this is homework study guide I have for a test?

Part Three: Identifying Propaganda Devices Directions: For each passage, identify the propaganda device being used. Use each device only once. Copy the correct word in red at the end of the statement as the answer. bandwagonname-callingtestimonial card stackingplain folkstransfer glittering generalitiessex appeal musicslogans 1.Smartnet---the Internet broker with great information, great service, and great people to help you invest your money wisely. glittering generalities 2.“I wouldn’t think about banking anywhere else than Dollar Bank.” ---Sarah Brooks, CEO of True Blue Corporation. testimonial 3.Satin Hand Cream is available without a prescription. For pennies a day, it can make your hands beautiful again. Effectively eliminates dryness, scaliness, and embarrassing age spots. sex appeal 4.Janet Hardworker for Governor---just a small-town gal with a big heart. Slogans 5.A commercial: A driver zooms away in a black Jaguar accompanied by the music “Born to be Wild.” music 6.The president running for reelection: “Don’t switch horses in midstream.” transfer 7.My opponent is misguided in his support of vouchers for private schools. His foolish, reckless scheme will bankrupt the public schools. Think again before giving him your vote in November. name-calling 8.A picture of the Statue of Liberty with the following statement below it: Freedom Insurance will protect your family when they need it the most. bandwagon 9.“All trucks on our lot have to go. We need room for the new inventory. Hurry on down. Don’t be left out of this once-in-a-lifetime deal. If you don’t try us, we both lose.” card stacking 10.Sexy model purrs, “Nothing comes between me and my blue velvet jeans.” plain folksNo marketing 1 class more

Resolved Question: I created a commercial, nothing in writing only n my head. I want to get slogan trademarked although not using?

I dont have a lot of money and dont know where to start. Especially since I am not using the slogan right now. more

Resolved Question: What do you call a person who thinks up advertisements?

What do you call the person who thinks up slogans and ideas for commercials for companies? more

Resolved Question: Inner beauty is important but not as important as outer beauty?

A Covergirl commercial featuring Ellen Degeneres is promoting this. Aren't we trying to show woman, girls especially our children than inner beauty is more important? I am disgusted of this, I really am. There are better slogans than this I am sure. Why advertise this? Maybe I am alone on this but how can we teach our own when this is advertised? concerned about our children's future more

Voting Question: Are Herbal Essences products still a totally organic experience?

I remember that was their slogan with their orgasmic commercials, but after they redesigned the brand, haven't heard the "organic" thing. more

Voting Question: I Need Help Making A Jingle About My School. Help!?

We have to make a commercial 4 our school that is 15-20 seconds long. An example of a slogan is Bah Dah Dah Dah Dah Im Lovin It (Mc Donalds.) My School's name is Sur John A MacDonald Middle School. Hellpp!**Sir John A Macdonald***** more

Resolved Question: Why aren't the Geiko commercials showing that funny slogan anymore?

they just got the lil stupid geko thats not even funny i miss the i have some good news and bad news but i saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko like fereal whatever happened to that and alos that stack of money with the eyeballs is stupid too more

Resolved Question: 2010 Jeep TV Commercial?

I just saw a Jeep commerical with a snowboarder curving down a mtn then driving up the mtn with his jeep with "legendary 4x4" and i think it was maybe a Jeep Journey . Thing is i cant remember the slogan? more

Resolved Question: what kind of ideas would you guys like to see for a commercial?

im making a commercial for springfresh car wash. what are some ideas you guys would like for a commercial like that? any catchy slogans to go with would be good to. :) more

Voting Question: Slogan help? Ancient Phoenicians!?

So for my honors 9 class i need to create a travel poster thats supposed to peursuade the reader to come visit ancient Phoenicia. I have the poster just fine, I just need a slogan. Example, the commercials persuading you to come to Malaysia say "Malaysiaaa truuulyyyy Asiaaaa" in songform.. Lol. Another example, my friend has the ancient Mongols for her poster. Her slogan is the Magnificent Mongols. Kinda boring, but whatever. Anything that would sound clever that would rhyme or have alleteration? That would be helpful. Thankssssss friendss more

Resolved Question: TV Commercial Slogan?

What commercial uses the slogan "Come on, live a little?" more

Resolved Question: Television Commercial Slogan?

What commercial uses the slogan "Come on, live a little?" more

Resolved Question: What is a catchy, creative diaper slogan?

I am doing a science project on diapers and I am required to make a commercial with a slogan that has to get people to buy the diapers. What would be a good and catchy slogan to advertise? I have not yet decided what brand to do. Also, if you could think of a rhyming one that would be great!! ~10 POINTS BEST ANSWER!!~ more

Voting Question: Do you have a favorite commercial? I will tell you mine.?

There is a set of Smokey the Bear commercials that captivate me everytime they come on. I love the slogan "Get your Smokey on". more

Resolved Question: anyone know the name of the company that offers landline phone for $12.95/year?

maybe i'm crazy but i swear i've seen the commercial on TV? I think there is some sort cat in their company slogan? more

Resolved Question: Why is it whenever I see an Everest commercial...?

...I usually see a black person? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZipLIoRqm8&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOufZXPrZkM&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhf4DhuWpBo&feature=related Their slogan is usually something like, "If I can do it, anybody can do it." Why is this? more

Resolved Question: The best advertisement?

tv commercial,billboard,hoarding,some good slogans, radio commercial,fliers,newspaper ad,sms,mms,anything !!! even some new advertising strategy you likedLAlenia..lalenia... im just looking for an opinion poll sort of thing... the best ad in your opinion... its not a project or a school survey... thanks for your advice though more

Resolved Question: Which is your favourite advertisement ?

tv commercial,billboard,hoarding,some good slogans, radio commercial,fliers,newspaper ad,sms,mms,anything !!! even some new advertising strategy you liked more

Resolved Question: commercial ideas for silver?

i am doing the element silver and need ideas for silver. it need to advertise it. i have the slogan and price. but what would be an idea. im in 6th grade. its for science more

Resolved Question: i need a slogan for sliver?

I am doing this project in science and i need to advertise the element sliver. i need a slogo and a picture ex: skeleton-calcium. I started it of like Sliver is so shinny like all the mid night stars. I need it to fit into a home taped commercial. Please just write a short 2 sentences on sliver. thanks xoxoxo P.s i am in 6th grade so not to hard. no rude comments. more

Resolved Question: Name 3 favourite and 3 least favourite commercials you've seen all time on Aussie TV?

My 3 Favourite Commercials: 3. Not sure why but when I was only a year old (1992) I used to love some Maggi Noodles ad. I think the slogan was 'Maggi Makes My Day' or something. I used to love the song/jingle they made for it. And I still remember it to this day. I remember most of it :):) And I found the video for it on YouTube I think so I can watch it over and over and never get sick of it :) 2. The Sleepmaker ad with the pom-pom mama. It's so hillarious when she dances with her pom poms. Haven't seen the ad since like what 2003 2002. I used to love it so much! Everytime I taped a show, I always stopped it at the ad break but always taped that one commercial. Priceless stuff!!! 1. The Hahn Premium Light when the man just jumps into the spa, drinks a beer and I think it's extremely funny when he says "What?" as if he hasn't done anything. LOL!!! Best ad of all time for me! My 3 Least Favourite Commercials: 3. Tooheys beer or something. The ad where the tongue came out of the man's mouth. Absolutely disgusted me!!! Everytime I saw the couple in bed, I changed the channel immediately. I hated it so much one day that I timed how long the damn ad went for (with a disgusted look on my face) and then everytime it came on, I'd watch a second of it. Then change the channel for another lot of seconds. I forgot how long because it was so long ago. About 2003 or 2004 or something? 2. Nando's Chicken about 2 years ago. The bloody shite was playing on in daytime as well!!! As a 16 year old at the time, I was extremely disgusted about this and was about to write a complaint to how APPALLING this shite was. Even my mother was disgusted by this. I have a 1 year old brother, a 5 year old sister, a 6 year old sister, a 12 year old brother, a 15 year old sister and a 20 year old brother. A 5, 6 and 12 year old being exposed to this kind of rubbish is not on!! And I was happy when it finally got pulled. 1. LATE NIGHT ADS !!!!! This includes the fooking mobile ads that say "Hi. It's me Samantha. Who says you can't work and play? Watch us while Melissa and I get wild and dirty on your mobile." And all this shite. I remember last year/earlier this year they had other ads for Longer Lasting Sex, The Erection Problem Piano ad, other lesbian ads/stripping women mobile ads, "How many partners has this dicke been with?", The Partner Tracker, Lavalife with three dumb women talking etc etc. These late night ads have been going on for as long as I can remember. At least 5-10 years. Correct me if I'm wrong. And when these ads come on, your parents walk past and question you about what you're watching on TV. I mean, come on. How could this pass the standards to even come on TV?Oops forgot to mention that my 5 and 6 year old sisters were 3 and 4 when this aired and my 12 year old brother was 10. more

Resolved Question: How can Tire King tires save you gas?

Is there any connection with gas and tires ? It does not make sense I hear that slogan in a commercial more

Resolved Question: The stamp act? (READ MORE PLEASE)?

For school we have to make a commercial for the Stamp Act, we are suppose to think of a catchy slogan for each of our commercials. We can't use one thats already been you used like: No taxation with representataion. Please it would mean alot. 10 pt best answer more

Resolved Question: What should my Airline`s Slogan?

For a class project.. i`m doing a commercial. My airline is "HotWings", what should be its slogan? 10 points to best answer!!!!!!!!!!!!! more

Voting Question: Any edgy ideas for a new energy drink?

Give me a title, a commercial idea, a song for the commercial, a slogan and a face to the campaign. you do not have to answer all of the above but if you do you could enter to win a year supply of this new energy drink. more

Resolved Question: What are the words to the Mister Donut slogan in Japan?

I've listened again and again to the Japanese Mister Donut song and I can't figure out what the girl is singing at the end. Here's the link to a few commercials from the website: http://www.misterdonut.jp/enjoy/tvcm/index.html Thanks for your help more

Resolved Question: I HAVE A RANDOM QUESTION?

what is your favortie slogan??? commercial? song from a commercial like "five dollar foot long"? what do you think is the worst? more

Resolved Question: Where can I get into advertising?

I would like to find an internship in a creative area like promotions. Clever signs, commercials, and slogans would be my specialty. Thanks for any feedback. ~ M@tthew more

Resolved Question: does anyone have any ideas for this? all ideas are more than welcome!!!?

I'm making a commercial for my chemistry class on the element sulfur. I have all the information I need to include, but now I have to come up with the video part. So my questions are: -what song is appropriate for the background? -does anyone know how to get the shrek bridge scene online (doesn't it reference brimstone?)? -ideas for a catchy slogan for sulfur? maybe with the word 'prefer' in there? -advertising ideas? I'm just...hitting a writer's block. Only for a commercial. I would love any ideas you can come up with. Thanks so much! more

Resolved Question: Worst NFL slogan of all time?

So I want to rip my hair out every time I hear "You want the NFL. Go to the NFL." commercial that's played every 30 seconds on the NFL Network. What do you all think is the worst NFL Slogan? like... "Who wants it more?" "Believe in now" more

Resolved Question: i need this shortened?

Bud Light takes advantage of their name and witty reputation to relate to society with incorporation of sex appeal and humor accordingly to make their wide demographic of men understand the pleasure in drinking their beer. All the rhetorical appeals are demonstrated in this short commercial and almost all the strategies of development are used to persuade the audience to drink Bud Light. Their commercials have always been renown for their sense of humor and millions look forward to them during the annual Super Bowl because of their infamous history. They preach that their beer is reliable but they show their advertisements are too, same as the beer, they never let you down. As you watch the Bud Light commercial you can see many different appeals being utilized and they are all supported by various rhetorical strategies. Pathos, Logos, and Ethos are all in this commercial to better persuade the audience. These rhetorical appeals are very helpful to the vendor. First, pathos dominates the ad, it relates to our emotion in a few different ways. It interrelates humor and sex appeal. In this case, humor is the main effect of pathos that is used. Budweiser is infamous for their smart marketing as most of their ads are hilarious. In a USA Today article discussing the supremacy of Anheuser-Busch’s Super Bowl ads, Kathleen Stobie, a Silver Spring, Md., resident who is a coordinator with her county government states, "Humor gets me over anything -- not stupid humor” relating to the funny Budweiser commercials (Horovitz 6B). Description adds to those affects. A description that makes an impact on persuading the audience was the tone in which the wife said she had Bud Light. It was complimenting the beer very well. It was a short phrase but told a lot about the product. It obviously is good because they way she said she has “cold Bud Light” was very seductive and emphasized the pleasure of the beer. This is an example of sex appeal and humor being used together. The sexy wife in lingerie using Bud Light as her bribe. Things such as candles, women wearing lingerie, and satin sheets are usually used for sex appeal in ads but in this case they contribute more to the humor than anything else. This is evident in the focal point when the husband slides across the sheets and out the window. Also, the analogy of the elephant sound playing as the man is running upstairs shows that he was acting wild and animalistic, this relates to our feelings of lust. Finally the compare and contrast strategy is brilliant. Sex vs. beer and the beer wins, this is a good strategy to use, especially since men are the main clients for beer companies, it helps relate to the demographic. Cultural resonance plays a big part in the pathos aspect. The well known symbols appear of Bud Light when it shows the infamous bottle cap. Also, in our society the male is usually willing to have sex at any opportunity he gets, when he doesn’t, especially in a common place such as a bedroom with an accepted person, his wife, our society thinks that is a bit odd and perhaps shocked that he chose something else over a very pleasurable act. This makes that something, in this case Bud Light, stand out a lot more and tells us that it is a remarkable product. Second, logos is used too. Referring back to cultural resonance, we are shocked at the man’s decision. This shock makes us think that logically there is no choice but to think that the product is astounding to beat sex. It uses logos to make the audience think more about the product and its luxuries that we might not have thought about before. It is common sense, anything that makes someone get up that instantaneously must be pretty darn good. The ad uses example and illustration to help demonstrate logos. It shows how the product impacts a person’s life. It uses the story to exemplify how amazing the beer tastes, it wins over sex, and that must be good for a guy to choose that over sex. The product makes an impact if just its name gets a guy to react that quickly to it. Cause and effect relates to this as well. If you drink Bud Light then you will have an amazing experience and you will have never tasted anything so excellent. Finally, ethos is used. Mainly because Bud Light in general is a very well known product. Anheuser-Busch, the speaker, is as reliable as their products. This past year it won for a record ninth-consecutive year with their funny crab commercial, USA Today’s exclusive Ad Meter real-time consumer focus group ranking of Super Bowl commercials (Horovitz 6B). Bud Light maintains great credibility with how popular they are and people keep coming back to buy it. Their descriptive, well known slogan was at the end of the commercial, “The great taste that won’t fill you up and never let you down, make it a Bud Light”. This alone is classification of their beer, it is obviously better than the rest. Although their other main form of ethos, the bull frogs, weren’t used in this ad, it was sthis is not an essay its suppose to only be 100-200 words but it ended up longeri need it to be shortened for me please more

Resolved Question: i need dire help ): please help if possible!?

Okay so for chemistry i have to come up with a slogan to sell the element iodine. i decided to make a tv commercial.. its due tomorrow. haha and like you know how nike's is "just do it" i need something like that! please help if possible? more

Resolved Question: H1N1 Flue Prevention Project?

I have to do a project about persuasion. My job is to produce a poster, postcard, song, commercial, etc. and a slogan as a means of persuading people of my point. I've decided to persuade people that the H1N1 Flu is something that can be prevented and is not as scary as people think. Does anyone have any ideas of something that I can do that is eye-catching and will get people on my side? And what would be a funny and good slogan for this issue? more

Resolved Question: Has anyone seen this yet?

Has anyone seen the new tampax pearl commercials? If you haven't seen them, Hayden Panettiere is the now the new face of tampax pearl and they brought back the "Are you a pearl girl?" slogan. more

Resolved Question: What is the most recent Mcdonald's commercial saying?

Now their slogan is I'm lovin' it. Did it used to be put a smile on?Okay thank you. I really remembered a song singing put a smile on! But everyone is telling me it was only we love to see you smile. Hum... I just remember it saying that.... I can't find video proof XP more

Voting Question: Will someone please help?

so i have to do a project and im going to make a commercial but it has to be about a product that is my "own" so i dont know what to do and it needs a slogan too. *products that are not bad like condoms or alcohol or anything like that more

Resolved Question: I want a graduate degree on the more creative end of advertising, where should I go?

I am graduating DePaul with a masters in Advertising and Public Relations and a minor in Sociology. I really like the creative side of advertising. Making up the catchy slogans, the cool commercials, the magazine ads, the whole campaigns. I would really like to further my education, where is a good school for me to go? more

Resolved Question: Which company uses the slogan "We plant a tree for every one we use" on their commercial?

Resolved Question: Ready for a new kind of game?

I still don't have a name for it, but... The game's rules are as follows: Take a well known commercial slogan for a certain product and put it on another product that wouid be more humorous. Such things as: Elevator construction: "Good to the last drop." (maxwell house) Fresh Step Cat litter: "Cardboard no, delicious yes." (Fiber One) Cialis: "Our pride is growing." (Old NBC theme) okay, your turn . 10 points for the best one. more

Resolved Question: Dialogue for a sales pitchh ?

iiit's a project. and i have to do it alone because the people im working with couldnt come through. uugh. Okayy. I need some dialogue, for a sales pitch. NOT COMMERCIAL , the product is an energy drink. hyperfizz. by 'DrizzieFizzie Inc.' slogan; Get Fizzed. HyperFizzed. i need dialogue for the saalespitch. there's 3people involved. helpp? aah. due TMR. i have no idea what to do for it. the icon is 'fritz' the monkeyy. THANKKS. more

Resolved Question: Creative History Slogan about King William and Queen Mary?

I have to make a commercial for history pretending to promote William and Mary the rulers...does anybody have a creative slogan that would want people to elect william and mary as their ruler? Thanks!!! more

Resolved Question: What is a good slogan for my law firm?

I specialize in police brutality cases. I have recently opened up a law firm and have ordered 30 seconds of TV commercial time. What should my slogan be- 1-When cops make mistakes, i make them pay. 2- When the police make mistakes, i make them pay. 3- When cops violate your right, it hurts donut (don't it). more