Resolved Question: Hello!Does somebody know the slogan ``we only employ experienced barristers and not buttonpusher..?

Ì need for my university studies some texts of ads.does somebody know this one.I think it was either by starbucks or Costa Coffee. more

Resolved Question: I Need Help With My Company Slogan.?

Our Coffee Shop is called "Espresso Yourself" We NEED a SLOGAN for it that goes with our name. please help more

Resolved Question: Anyone have any suggestions on Coffee Cafe Slogans?

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Resolved Question: Help on our Coffee Shop Slogan?

We have a coffee shop project and our shop is called "Espresso Yourself" We need help on our slogan any ideas? more

Resolved Question: Funny slogans that you've seen ?

share them with us? This smart ar'se guy that comes in for his coffee had on his shirt "If I gave a sh'it, you'd be the first person i'd give it to" & I couldnt stop laughing - so embarrassing Then on the back of a truck "i'd be a people person if people werent such ar'seholes" When I was on a holiday in australia i seen a sticker on a ute that was the shape of australia with the words "F**k off were full" meaning no more immigrants? lol just some memorable ones i've seen more

Resolved Question: Need a catchy slogan for a vintage classic themed restolounge, anyone can help me out ?

The restolounge offers food, coffee and drinks. The theme is vintage classic.I need a slogan not the name, so please guys help me out , the name os the restolounge may be Retro Cafe more

Voting Question: I need a catchy professional title for my powerpoint presentation for my final college project?

Hello. I need some help. I am working on my college assisgnment for my final college profect which is a power point presentation. I am trying to come up with a really catchy title for my introduction. It is a business presentation for a futureistic "DigiFast" company. On this assignment I am suppose to include specific information and details about this futuristic company. Here is a brief description about my futuristic company. Please help me come up with a professional and catchy slogan or title. my teacher is very strict and picky. Futuristic Companies name: Alvarez Express The company that I am proposing will be called “Alvarez Express.” Alvarez Express will be a company that will be appreciated by other employees and the public. This company, “Alvarez Express,” will contain fax machines, copy machines, computer and internet access, and a section for a snack bar. Fax machines, copy machines, and computer with internet will be accessible at any time of the day, making it easier for employees to handle their paperwork done faster. The snack bar will be excellent for lunch breaks or short breaks so they can enjoy a warm cup of coffee while reading the daily newspaper and acquire a health snack. Our supplies and equipment would benefit our customers and our employees who don’t have internet access, fax machines, or copy machines accessible to them. Our employees who will be working in Alvarez Express will dress in professional attire, clean, and greet our customers on a friendly yet professional level. Alvarez Express gives people the opportunity to relax and blow off stress that may have been brought upon them. I believe that this company would make it in the DigiFast world because it is quick, professional, and highly useful to everyone that needs access to these things. Not only do people find these things useful, they appreciate a nice healthy snack and a nice warm cup of coffee to help reenergize themselves after, before, or during a long day. Thanks and please I really need some good ideas. more

Resolved Question: what is a good slogan for a coffee house called Cup-a-cabana?

im writing my business plan and im just looking into some other ideas for this anything is helpful. more

Resolved Question: Do you dare to correct my essay? It's not easy?

Let´s suppose that I have to set up a new bussiness.... That's my proposal to hand it to my teacher. -------- As we are going through financial crisis and according to the experts in economics there's still a long way to go…, there are some people who need money and other people who need to buy things without paying a lot of money for them so my partner and I want to invest our money in a new business setting up a shop to buy and sell second-hand household appliance and goods such as fridges, televisions, computers, blenders, cookers, toasters, coffee makers, furnishings and so on. Our general directives: Trade Name: Butterfly & Bloom, Ltd. Our Slogan: Sell what you don't need; buy a low price what you need. Objective of the Company: Buying and selling second hand goods. Head Office: Apple Avenue, 6. We’ve chosen this area to work because it is very crowded every day and there are car parks. Number of Employees: 6. Description of jobs: - A business manager: The applicant must be highly qualified to hold this post. This person will be in charge of buying goods in perfect condition setting the buying and selling price for each item. He or she will also manage the smooth running of the shop - A qualified accountant who will do the books in the firm and also different administrative tasks in the office. - Shop assistants: We have to contract four people to sell our goods and attend to our customers. They will also be responsible for tidying up the shop. Working Hours: Opening and closing hours for shops determined by law. That means from Monday to Friday and from 9:00 a.m to 21:00 p.m. Shop assistants will work full-time in shifts of six hours each with a 20-minute snack break. That means they’ll only work 36 hours per week. Our manager and accountant will work 40 hours per week with long break for lunch from Tuesday to Saturday as Monday is the worst day of the week to sell. Working Conditions: By law, employees can’t work overtime except on the eve of Christmas and all of them will be registered with Social Security Salary: Our staff will earn the annual base salary established by law, commissions of 5% from the sales made and two bonus in July and December. Date of payment: Our employees are paid monthly in arrears directly into a bank account. Uniforms: All our employees will wear clothing showing that they are from Butterfly & Bloom. Holidays: 30 day paid holiday a year. -------- Thanks in advanceMark, I´m studying English not Economics as well as I´m Spanish. It's just my homework!! But in Spain the things are different. When you contract employees, they have to be registered wiht Social Security by the company. That involves pensions and health cares although in Spain public health system is universal. You can visit to doctors or be operated without paying Social Security. Comissions are on profits. When you cover your expenses or cots then you begin to pay comissions. Anyway tkanks for your advice. I've enjoyed reading them. ----------- Thanks Jen for your help. more

Voting Question: I'm starting a restaurant/shop that's mobile and I need a good business tag line/slogan. Help?

We sell muffins, fruit, smoothies, coffee, tea, and everything that we make is healthy and good for you. We are mobile. I can't say the name of our business because we don't have it copyrighted yet, but try to make it include some smoothies or muffins or something. It will be a big help if you can think of a good one because we are really having trouble in the creativity department. more

Resolved Question: list of coffee brand slogans?

can i please hav a list of coffee brand slogans please its for college =D more

Resolved Question: what to take to get relaxed and a bit high maybe? (i dont have access to drugs)?

i ve been seeing pchychaitrists for more than 10 years now and i ve taken all kind of medicine : celexa , respirdone, floxetin , flovoxamine , lithium , sodium , uranium etc. but none have worked , they all lose they re good effects after a while and the terrible side effects kick in. right now im trying to change my lifestyle to more like taking pleasure from the moment rather than focusing on long term goals like the studies or so as the roman slogan suggests "momentia et inersia" ; and i find myself bored and depressed some parts of the day and very anxious and stressful some other parts. So what do u think would help me throughout the day? im already trying high doses of coffee but what else do u think might be helpful? i ve tried opium once , its great but i dont have constant access to it and my parents would kill me if they found out. NO NANNY ADVICES PLEASE!!! more

Resolved Question: Wanna make a jpeg image of t-shirt/coffee mug,wid a few slogans of my own,r there any websites to do tht fr me?

i want access to the sites tht will simply put my text in the form of a t shirt quote....plz hlp more

Voting Question: wanna make a jpeg image of t shirt/coffee mug,wid a few slogans of my own,r there any websites to do tht fr me?

i want access to the sites tht will simply put my text in the form of a t shirt quote....plz help more

Resolved Question: Starbucks stole slogan from Wendy's ?

Wendy's: it not just fast food, it wendy's Starbucks: it's not just coffee, its Starbucks wenddy slogan has been around longer more

Resolved Question: Good slogan at a coffee shop?

My boss wants me to change our sign outside and put up a good slogan that has to do with the hot weather. Right now it just says "stop in for a cold latte before the game". Any ideas for something new? more

Resolved Question: Advertising Help for a coffee shop...?

I am doing a project for econ... we are making a small business. I have decided to do a coffee shop, I am calling it Grounded.. Any Ideas for a Slogan?! more

Resolved Question: Is this fair:? Is this prejudice:...........................?

Is the Air Force Clinic prejudice against the brave valiant grunts at the main Albuquerque Veterans Hospitals. To whom it may concern:. The receptionist gave me entrance, after checking my Veterans ID, to Air Force Clinic, at the main Albuquerque Veterans Hospital, where I had a cup of coffee at a nice snack bar, located in the large 2 story lobby decorated with New Mexico Art Deco. It was the waiting area of the Air Force Clinic. It was comfortable, peaceful and relaxed. It had a certain charm to it. I found out later that this country club styled exclusive area was off limits to the veterans and a bum like me, that go to the main hospital. Lounging on the plush comfortable furniture were Air Force retired Officers, some with their families, talking laughing and reading. I have never seen an officer, and I know what they look like out of uniform, in any of the waiting areas of the main hospital They are neatly dress in fashionable expensive shirts and slacks; no jeans or T-shirts with a military slogan on them or carrying pack backs. No beards. This is what these prejudice people don't want to see in their nice lobby. Drinking coffee and sitting on the plush furniture>. On the way out the receptioness told not to come back again, that she had let me this one time in because she wanted to be nice. but next time she wouldn't let me in. The Air Force Clinic patients can go to the Veterans snack bar and restaurant any time they want to. Here are my suspicions: If you have information about my suspicions please sent. I am going to make this an issue. I am going to try and get the newspapers interested. They Air Force use the medical equipment and are probably receive special attention from the VA Doctors and staff. These people can go to the main hospital at anytime without showing their identification card. When they go they go through a special entrance and do not mingle with the grunts. I have never seen a retired officer out patient in any of the waiting rooms. I suspect that they come from the Air Force Clinic and use the back entrance where they go directly to their appointment with the doctor in special rooms. This is prejudice. If you have any information concerning this matter. Please answer. more

Resolved Question: can you correct my one page essay about shamwow?

its says discribe and analyze the effectiveness of one advertisement for the product. present your decription and analysis in paragraph format one page consider the following points: i may not know the advertisemnt so describe it frully who is the consumer?(target market) remember the rules for creating good advertising reveiw the media rating chart what is the product's compititve age? this is what i asked for please read the way i write it and feel free to corect every single of my mistake and feel free to add some of your ideas:) thank you so much:) i want you to add for me some ideas who are the consumers of this product, thnx again Part C: - Advertising analysis This advertising is about a towels wash, dry and polishes any surface. One guy advertises about this product very briefly. He starts introducing his name as and the product he says sham wow is like a towel, chamois and sponge all in one, except it is extremely absorbent and can be used over and over. And also this guy introduce the product how relevant and easy to use it also this product or sham wow is machine washable bleachable, will not scratch any surface and will last for years. Moreover he said the product is relevant to use it for whatever we want like cars, boats, carpets, windows, bath etc. easy to remove cola, coffee, pet stains, it doesn’t drip or don’t make a mess and it will last 10 years. The consumer of this product the majorities are in the middle age like householders. In my opinion this product advertising accomplishes the attention, interest desire and action of the consumers. The ad was hilarious the person used some jokes like “made in Germany the germen people always make good stuffs” and he mentions the brand again and again the sound and the vision was clear and interesting. Moreover the massage of the ad was simple and consumer can be able to keep the massage in mind. In addition this ad get out in action to show the advantage of this product to the consumers and the consumer indeed admitted the product by saying “sham wow I can’t live without it” generally this ad has a logo, slogan, brand name and contact information ready for the consumers. The sham wow commercial adversities through TV, internet, radio, and magazine. I watched this program on women channel which is shows that they put the commercial on appropriate channel for consumers to find it’s easy. The product competitive age most likely is on maturity stage. Because there are other products that are similar with shomwow in a lot of ways so it’s hard to be secure form the compotators more

Voting Question: coffee shop project contined?

doing a coffee shop project. need ideas for slogans and logos. please help!! our name would be java jitters more

Resolved Question: Do you think Starbucks should implement a slogan rather than just a logo?

Do you think Starbucks should implement a slogan rather than just a logo? Do you think it would draw more crowds?People say that the logo speaks for itself (starbucks being a high end coffee brand).What do you think? more

Resolved Question: Coffee Shop Slogan help?

I need a slogan for a coffee shop titled The Bean Café And i dont need sites to those slogan generater websites, they never seem to work with the name. more

Resolved Question: What is the image or slogan on your coffee mug?

I have 'Little Miss Sunshine'...how wrong it is... I'm not a morning person, so it should be Little Miss Grumpy or something... more

Resolved Question: Campaign Slogans (10pts) ?

I need some original & fresh slogans for work. I need action words no more than 8 or 9 to motivate/inspire people to work, recycle and improve attendance! Anything from G to R rated is fine longs its funny/hip and inspirational. We may do a gift baskets so slogans need to fit on coffee mugs or mousepads, maybe t-shirts. Oh nothing Googled but fresh and unique this is a healthcare company. Thanks more

Voting Question: Help with Cafe slogan?

I own a cafe and have been wanting to buy shirts for a long time. The shirts will have the cafe logo on the front and I would like to have a cute and creative phrase/slogan on the back of the shirts. Does anyone have any ideas. Your help is appreciated. P.S. the phrase shouldn't be gender specific. Coffee quotes work to. Just creative and unique! Thanks for the help!We sell coffee, smoothies, pastries, sandwiches and soups. that sort of thing. more

Resolved Question: I need a coffee shop slogan for the new coffee shop i work at, any ideas?

Ok its for my school and the name of my school is Jones County High School. And we are home of the JCHS Greyhounds!!! WOOO!! ok and we just started a new coffee shop ( since its freezing where i live) we sell cappichinos and hot chocolate. i already came up with a logo, and all i need is a cute slogan. I want it to have something to do with people being out in the cold. You know like try to get people to buy our coffee to get warm since its soo cold outside?? something along those lines... So if you have some funny or cool slogans please tell me!!! Thanks a lot!! more

Voting Question: got any ideas??? please?

okay so for computers at school i need to pick a topic to make my own business like a store? it can be anything but it cant be something real. someone said BB boutique? but i didnt like that, like a pet shop food store? but i want something ORINGINAL cause everyone is like doing sport stores and clotheing places hair and nails, coffee shops? and than i need a catchy slogan? so please and idea i can use, just a ida i can change the name to be original myself like example EXAMPLE: you say PET STORE (i dont wanna do that) than ill change it to like bees bow wow? aand than think of a slogan . PLEASE IT WILL REALLY HELP more

Resolved Question: Product Slogan For a Self Vacuuming Containers? 10 Points!!!?

Hi my uncle in China is manufacturing containers that have a vacuuming mechanism built into it (for like keeping coffee and tea and fruits fresh) and I am in charge of the English text that will accompany the product. The current slogan is "Efficient solution for your health life" which is terrible grammar and doesn't make any sense, so that has got to change. I was hoping the slogan would include both the vacuuming and the health aspect of the product and currently I am at a roadblock. Any help is appreciated! Thank You! more

Resolved Question: Cute cafe t-shirt slogan?

I own a small city cafe. I am getting shirts made to promote the shop and have been trying to think of a cute saying or slogan to put on the shirts. I would like the slogan to relate to coffee in some way.. I also want the t-shirt slogans to not be too feminine or manly because the shirts will be worn by both sexes. The cafe has an artsy bohemian feel. If any of you can help think of a creative slogan that would be a huge help! thanks more

Resolved Question: Catchy Christmas slogans? Any suggestions?

I am giving my friends coffee mugs with hot chocolate packets, marshmellows, some chocolate and peepermint sticks in it decorated creatively. All i need is a catchy slogan to put on them that sort of relates to hot chocolate warming your heart this winter. Or just anything that would be appropriate for this gift. more

Resolved Question: I'm opening a coffee shop called Coco's Coffee House.... I don't know what to use for a slogan. Help please?

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Resolved Question: I need a catchy slogan for a marriage and family therapist?

I am doing a coffee mug as a gift and want something really great to imprint on it. Like a massage person could say they know how to kneed you or a dentist could say, the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. What smart people can help me out?  more

Resolved Question: Catchy Slogan needed for PTA!?

Hi I need a catchy slogan for a Christmas coffee and cake morning with Christmas things to buy! Coffee, Cake and Crackers springs to mind but is there something better!? ThanksYes in UK. Crackers are the paper things you pull and a gift comes out! more

Resolved Question: I'm going to be honest, I need HELP..!?

I'm taking three AP classes and what sucks is that they all really like to overbook at the SAME TIME. I've been at it for over five hours (THAT'S MORE TIME THAN I USE TO SLEEP) and I’ve drunk three cups of coffee already, not to mention the sugary snacks in between. So anyone with a bit of leisure time that's up to it, please help me out. I'm not going to ask for direct answers, just maybe direct me to a good source or help me understand it better. (I’m running on the motivation of caffeine right now, so it's a bit more difficult than normal for me to comprehend what's generally understandable.) Thanks to anyone in advance that just helps me in the slightest. I'd like it better if you'd email me but hey I’m in no position to call the shots so if anything you can just post it here. I'm just asking for some AP Government help: (And it's so hard to get accurate information when it comes to politics, so if you see anything given that seems inaccurate, please tell me!) Here’s some. :[ 1.Summarize at least three promises the candidate has made in this campaign. 5.Identify the candidate’s position on three issues that you think are the most important. Include what their plans or proposals are to address this issue. ((I’m working on this one right now)) 6. What organizations have come out in support of the candidate? 31. How does the candidate’s running mate’s help to “Balance the ticket?” ---The definition of: A battleground state/swing state?? 46. Absentee ballots (I feel like this one is painfully obvious) 110. Evaluate the role of political parties in election using the two models of democracy. 90. List and define three sources of campaign funds (I have website donors as one) 62. Name and explain three key members of a campaign committee. If anyone does want to email me, here’s my email: ties4pies@aol.com (it used to be some slogan for a club I was in)  more

Resolved Question: World Studies Project help?

Okay so i need help on part of my project all i need is for you guys to come up with some sort of slogan or something for selling coffee in Costa Rica. I have to make a fake add, for just part of my project. I have a picture. I just need help with the what to write on it. So please help!! 10 points best answer!Please help!! more

Resolved Question: Anyone Know alot about Starbucks?

My business teacher is really mean. I didn't get a answer right so she Says " [MY name] do you like starbucks?" I tell her i never drink coffee. She laughs at me and then tells me to write a essay on their goods and services. There stupid slogan.( I don't think they even have one) It role in the community. Well, What the hell do they sell. If you are a starbucks fan please help the uneducated people about coffee (me). I hope you can help!Can you please add more detail. Please more

Resolved Question: Any one have a slogan for a coffee?

I have finally settled on the name Mocha for my coffee shop. now i need a slogan for it! Can you guys help???  more

Resolved Question: New name, can you help with new slogan?

Thanks to legal problems, i can no longer use the name Coffee Bean. Now i'm thinking about Coffee Mug, Hot Mug, Moca, or something else. Which one do you guys think is better and do you hav any ideas for slogans.Thanks to legal problems, i can no longer use the name Coffee Bean for my coffee shop. It's gonna be a little coffee shop close to downtown. It's an earthy toned, relaxed outdoorsy theme. Now i'm thinking about Coffee Mug, Hot Mug, Moca, and someone even suggested Dirt as a name. Which one do you guys think is better and do you hav any ideas for slogans. more

Resolved Question: Can you please help think of a slogan?

This is the final step in starting my dream business. i'm starting a coffee shop and the name of it is going to Coffee Bean. The colors are earth tones and it's going to have a relaxing outdoorsy theme. Do you guys have any suggestions on a catchy slogan?? more

Resolved Question: Coffee Mug Designs/Sayings/Slogans(Please HELP)?

I am having coffee mugs made for some teachers. I need funny slogans, saying crude is ok as I will sort myself! The themes are Propane Tanks & Speakers/(Loud Music) anything bout caffeine or coffee cuz these are some hard HARD coffee drinkers!!!  more

Resolved Question: Some good fair trade coffee slogans?

Im needing a catchy slogan for a fair trade coffee postcard. Any suggestions? Thanks.  more

Resolved Question: Would you name an old advertising slogan and the product it advertised?

Like...Folgers coffee.."Good to the last drop." more

Resolved Question: Read this and tell me what you think. I wote this 2 years ago?

Ok where should I start? Well do you know what, all my life, well up until I was 13. I always thought ok was spell O-K. But in actuality it is spelled o-k-a-y. That is so weird. The American people are so lazy we can’t even spell out a whole word. Americans are so fat and lazy we can’t write to more letters. “ Oh no I can’t two letters because I might to take a break from watching T.V. and eating my Crispy Creams while sitting at Mcdonalds drinking my coffee to write four lousy letters. Do know that in a national survey that McDonalds is the number one place to buy coffee. McDonalds? I feel that McDonalds is barf in a bag on a tray Dunkin Doughnuts is 2nd. Because America drives to Dunkin Doughnuts. You have herd the slogan “America Runs on Dunkin’” It has the little businessman running holding a Dunkin Doughnuts coffee cup. I can’t recall the last time I saw some one running out side of gym class and still they aren’t running very long or fast. Ha and third is Starbucks. I herd today that people go to star bucks once keep the cup and then put cheaper coffee in there used coffee cup. How cheap are we America to use old cups with old coffee in it so we look cool? Ha. Personal I think coffee is gross and I’d rather drink coco. America is so cheap and stuff is so over priced that is sickens me. Milk is now going up to four dollars a gallon. That just makes me sick. Buying milk is going to put people into the poor house. But we will go to Starbucks buy one cup of coffee and reuse it with the McDonalds coffee. Do you know how bad the service in McDonalds is? We go there after church on Sundays and they are so slow. The way it is set up if order say a number 10 sandwiches they will give you the large meal. So you always order saying just the sandwich. They always pretend they didn’t hear you. They always forget to give you something. But they charge you for it. So when you go up and say that you forget it they get up all huffy with you. They always say you didn’t say that. But it was charged on the receipt. They feel who are we to ask a favor of some one who works at MCDONALDS. Like they are better than use. Oh ya Burger Flipin is a 10 on my list of success. America is obsessed with food. Have you ever been to the barfarossa. We go there sometimes on Sundays and watch the black ladies wear their elaborate hats. Yes I said BLACK ladies it doesn’t bother me much. Whoa got to slow down getten ahead of myself. But don’t worry know I will talk about that later just you wait. The food there is so gross. It is awful it is so greasy and fatting. It just makes me so sick. But we went their and there was an air bubble in the ice cream machine and it would make a loud pop and the fat black ladies would jump back screaming and hollering. It was so funny. I think I died laughing. Have you herd of the new diet ALI. The fat people of America think it is some miracle pill and they will just lose 100 lbs. What they don’t realize they have to get of there lazy butts and exercise. They are going to be so disappointed when it doesn’t work. I can’t wait to hear the fat people of America join arms to take down the ALI program. They will literaly stampede down the ALI company walls with tens of thousands upon thousands of pounds. Oh I can just see the law suite that will arise. I will laugh so hard. Now I am not saying am I’m a skinny minny but I am average. It seems that in America there is to types of people in the world extremely obese people and than people are so skinny that look more like poles than people. In all those magazines that are so skinny that they are nothing. Now men look at these women they think that’s what woman are supposed to look like. Well news flash we don’t. I know that woman like to eat desserts and chocolate is our favorite. So we are not going to look like that. Those models are like a machine a well-trained robot. They are programmed to throw up everything that they eat. They to eat chocolate and go through a bindge cycle. My grandmother had a magnet that said those indulge bulge. And that is so true. We can eat of sweets but it should be in small seizes. We don’t need to eat so much. We just want a small taste and that’s all that we need to eat. But I am no dietitian so don’t listen to me. America is obsessed with budding into every one else’s business. On the news today all you hear is Paris Hilton goes to prison. Paris Hilton out of jail. Paris Hilton lesbian lover in jail makes her origami. The night Paris got out of jail the only thing on the news was the footage of her walking out of jail. Then there’s her interview with Larry King. She was asked what she learned in jail that could better herself as a citizen and a human being. Do you know what her answer was do you now what she said? “ So like when I totally get PO my voice gets like totally like squeaky and I totally don’t think that’s its like ya know hot” OMG not about because she’s a cleb she should get special treatment. The whole thing just makes me so sick. And than when Anne Nichole died that’s all we herd. How did she die? Well I got your answers right here DRUGS. You saw that footage of the clown. She was in the clown makeup babysitting. Telling the camera that she is on a mushroom high. I want some real news. Something important it just bugs me so much. I want real news. I don’t care if you end up offending someone. I DON’T GIVE A CRAP!! It just bugs me so much. I could go on and on about this topic and I think I should start now. Political Correctness. Say those words to your self. Political Correctness. America is so afraid of offending anyone that we are losing a war because of it. Oh wait sorry we did not declare war. Do you know that in the schools we can’t talk about god, or the true meaning of Christmas? But we can talk about the meaning of Hanukah. I had a friend who is half Jewish half Catholic his Mom who is Jewish would come in every year and talk about the Jewish people and the eight nights and the oil. But if my Mom were to come in and talk about the baby Jesus they wouldn’t let her? 6 minutes ago  more

Resolved Question: Read this and tell me what you think. I wrote this about a year ago.?

Ok where should I start? Well do you know what, all my life, well up until I was 13. I always thought ok was spell O-K. But in actuality it is spelled o-k-a-y. That is so weird. The American people are so lazy we can’t even spell out a whole word. Americans are so fat and lazy we can’t write to more letters. “ Oh no I can’t two letters because I might to take a break from watching T.V. and eating my Crispy Creams while sitting at Mcdonalds drinking my coffee to write four lousy letters. Do know that in a national survey that McDonalds is the number one place to buy coffee. McDonalds? I feel that McDonalds is barf in a bag on a tray Dunkin Doughnuts is 2nd. Because America drives to Dunkin Doughnuts. You have herd the slogan “America Runs on Dunkin’” It has the little businessman running holding a Dunkin Doughnuts coffee cup. I can’t recall the last time I saw some one running out side of gym class and still they aren’t running very long or fast. Ha and third is Starbucks. I herd today that people go to star bucks once keep the cup and then put cheaper coffee in there used coffee cup. How cheap are we America to use old cups with old coffee in it so we look cool? Ha. Personal I think coffee is gross and I’d rather drink coco. America is so cheap and stuff is so over priced that is sickens me. Milk is now going up to four dollars a gallon. That just makes me sick. Buying milk is going to put people into the poor house. But we will go to Starbucks buy one cup of coffee and reuse it with the McDonalds coffee. Do you know how bad the service in McDonalds is? We go there after church on Sundays and they are so slow. The way it is set up if order say a number 10 sandwiches they will give you the large meal. So you always order saying just the sandwich. They always pretend they didn’t hear you. They always forget to give you something. But they charge you for it. So when you go up and say that you forget it they get up all huffy with you. They always say you didn’t say that. But it was charged on the receipt. They feel who are we to ask a favor of some one who works at MCDONALDS. Like they are better than use. Oh ya Burger Flipin is a 10 on my list of success. America is obsessed with food. Have you ever been to the barfarossa. We go there sometimes on Sundays and watch the black ladies wear their elaborate hats. Yes I said BLACK ladies it doesn’t bother me much. Whoa got to slow down getten ahead of myself. But don’t worry know I will talk about that later just you wait. The food there is so gross. It is awful it is so greasy and fatting. It just makes me so sick. But we went their and there was an air bubble in the ice cream machine and it would make a loud pop and the fat black ladies would jump back screaming and hollering. It was so funny. I think I died laughing. Have you herd of the new diet ALI. The fat people of America think it is some miracle pill and they will just lose 100 lbs. What they don’t realize they have to get of there lazy butts and exercise. They are going to be so disappointed when it doesn’t work. I can’t wait to hear the fat people of America join arms to take down the ALI program. They will literaly stampede down the ALI company walls with tens of thousands upon thousands of pounds. Oh I can just see the law suite that will arise. I will laugh so hard. Now I am not saying am I’m a skinny minny but I am average. It seems that in America there is to types of people in the world extremely obese people and than people are so skinny that look more like poles than people. In all those magazines that are so skinny that they are nothing. Now men look at these women they think that’s what woman are supposed to look like. Well news flash we don’t. I know that woman like to eat desserts and chocolate is our favorite. So we are not going to look like that. Those models are like a machine a well-trained robot. They are programmed to throw up everything that they eat. They to eat chocolate and go through a bindge cycle. My grandmother had a magnet that said those indulge bulge. And that is so true. We can eat of sweets but it should be in small seizes. We don’t need to eat so much. We just want a small taste and that’s all that we need to eat. But I am no dietitian so don’t listen to me. America is obsessed with budding into every one else’s business. On the news today all you hear is Paris Hilton goes to prison. Paris Hilton out of jail. Paris Hilton lesbian lover in jail makes her origami. The night Paris got out of jail the only thing on the news was the footage of her walking out of jail. Then there’s her interview with Larry King. She was asked what she learned in jail that could better herself as a citizen and a human being. Do you know what her answer was do you now what she said? “ So like when I totally get PO my voice gets like totally like squeaky and I totally don’t think that’s its like ya know hot” OMG not about because she’s a cleb she should get special treatment. The whole thing just makes me so sick. And than when Anne Nichole died that’s all we herd. How did she die? Well I got your answers right here DRUGS. You saw that footage of the clown. She was in the clown makeup babysitting. Telling the camera that she is on a mushroom high. I want some real news. Something important it just bugs me so much. I want real news. I don’t care if you end up offending someone. I DON’T GIVE A CRAP!! It just bugs me so much. I could go on and on about this topic and I think I should start now. Political Correctness. Say those words to your self. Political Correctness. America is so afraid of offending anyone that we are losing a war because of it. Oh wait sorry we did not declare war. Do you know that in the schools we can’t talk about god, or the true meaning of Christmas? But we can talk about the meaning of Hanukah. I had a friend who is half Jewish half Catholic his Mom who is Jewish would come in every year and talk about the Jewish people and the eight nights and the oil. But if my Mom were to come in and talk about the baby Jesus they wouldn’t let her? I do not i repeat do NOT hate america. It is a grand nation with sound vaules. I just have some problems with industries and global warming. I am very proud to be an american and am applying to West Point. If that dosn't work out I am going to join the army. GO ARMY SINK NAVY!!! more

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Can someone help me come up with a catchy slogan? I'm doing a project where I have to sell an item that I made! I am engraving onto tags for animals collars, coffee cups, and keychains so can someone help me make up a slogan for my project that explains that the items have quality and are 1 of a kinds type of thing that (the slogan) is also catchty... I've been thinking for HOURS!!!!!!!! thanks more

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I need help coming up with a business slogan... My business is called Coffee Talk Cafe & Bakery. I sell all the traditional coffee shop and bakery items... but i can't come up with a good slogan!! Any ideas?this isn't a real business... it's just a project where we have to make up a fake business and do all the planning as if it was real... sorry for not mentioning that before... more