Resolved Question: is my story good? edited part 2?

house, as Johnson wanted to uphold his new-metro-Semitic-southeastern-catholic-of the lord our lady bishop-catholic church. Johnson had a small name change after confusion with other churches. In the later years of his life jonni had come to the realization (inspired by a TV commercial) that he will never amount to anything in life without a degree, so he enrolled in the university of phoenix, the original one located in northern Massachusetts. It was there he met his second wife, Jo-Ann, a 57 year old obese woman of which he married and had approxamently 32 children, unfortunately all of their children were born with horribly birth defects, for reasons they did not know. They decided to visit a doctor to see if he could figure out the reason all their 32 children were retarded. After a few blood tests the doctor discovered that Jo-Ann was in fact jonni’s grandmother, making jonni his own grandfather. It wasn’t until 6 years later when Jo-Ann was on her death bed that they decided to get a divorce. Jonni was now 33 years old and felt completely fulfilled in life thanks to his education from the university of phoenix. It was then when he made another whore house featuring the main whore Linda star, who only accepted a currency that she invented where 1 buck equaled 30 American dollars therefore the whore house was named “star bucks”. It wasn’t until a few years later when customers started asking for coffee during sessions did jonni start to officially sell coffee over the next few months coffee sales were so high that jonni fired Linda star…’s mutilated body from a cannon into the pacific ocean. Jonni, the young entroupenour, decided to expand his portfolio of retarded children by moving to Hawaii and fucking a black woman. He then opened dairy queen, a whore house where gay men are forced into being straight, by having sex with fat white girls. And also started oxygen, the TV channel originally aimed towards whores. Jonni, being 45 and going thru a mid life crises, decided to no… not purchase an expensive sports car, but commit horrible crimes. Like rape. Why rape, because no one can hear you scream in space, yes space. That motherfucker owned a rocket. He was the first American to get rocket head, and the first human to get it from the opposite sex. The Russians did it with monkeys and shit first, fucking weirdoes. Anyway, when arriving on the moon at his private real estate, he fucked bitches, got money, but most importantly found out that he had not only given birth to 2pac but also the notorious B.I.G. their mother was flown from Hawaii to SPACE where they were born on his space ranch. When he got back to Akron, he started chex cereal, and promptly raped every little boy on the cover of his cereal box. He later went to gay child molesting therapy (where Michael Jackson is now, he’s not really dead FYI). Anyway, in 2002, jonni invented MySpace. Its original slogan was slutty bitches and shitty bands. But he sold MySpace to another owner to make way for facebook. In 2004, that shit went down. But it wasn’t profitable, so he invented twitter, with its original slogan, nobody gives a shit, that was actually the name of the site but the twitter bird didn’t fare well next to that name. Oh ya, I almost forgot he originally wrote Anne frank’s diary, it was a work of fiction but nobody seems to understand. In 2008 one of his dumb nigro children was elected president, and shit jonni even bought out Gatorade, and Uncle Ben’s rice. He merged the two companies into one. Uncle bens Cajunaid. The stock dropped 89% leaving jonni broke and miserable. But then in 2009 he had major plastic surgery and turned into pop sensation Justin Beiber. Every night he unzips his Justin Beiber costume and turns into kanye west to go out and party and do white chicks. No one had any idea until the mtv music awards where jonni got up on stage as kanye to tell the world that Taylor swift didn’t deserve the award she had one because the person who did deserve the award was Beyonce who jonni also was. In 2010 jonni hired a small Mexican to continue the role of Justin Bieber. Basically jonni pulled the iphone 4 out of his asshole. He only intended on using the iphone to pleasure his wife, but apparently, Steve jobs caught wind and payed him 50000000 –that much money for the design and software. Hmmm must have been all the children he raped. Anyway bored with pulling things out of his asshole, he decided to travel back in time and create BP then fuck it up as revenge to the British. Mostly for the Monty python TV show because it’s really not that funny. more

Resolved Question: is my story good? part 2?

southeastern-catholic-of the lord our lady bishop-catholic church. Johnson had a small name change after confusion with other churches. In the later years of his life jonni had come to the realization (inspired by a tv commercial) that he will never amount to anything in life without a degree, so he enrolled in the university of phoenix, the original one located in northern Massachusetts. It was there he met his second wife, joe-anne, a 57 year old obease woman of whitch he married and had approxamently 32 children, unfortunately all of their children were born with horribly birth defects, for reasons they did not know. They descided to visit a doctor to see if he could figure out the reason all their 32 children were retarded. After a few blood tests the doctor discovered that joe-anne was in fact jonni’s grandmother, making jonni his own grandfather. It wasn’t until 6 years later when joe-anne was on her death bed that they decided to get a divorce. Jonni was now 33 years old and felt completely fuffiled in life thanks to his education from the university of phoenix. It was then when he made another whore house feturing the main whore linda star, who only accepted a currency that she invented where 1 buck eaqualed 30 american dollars therefore the whore house was named “starbucks”. It wasn’t until a few years later when customers started asking for coffee during sessions did jonni start to officialy sell coffee over the next few months coffee sales were so high that jonni fired linda star…’s mutilated body from a cannon into the pacific ocean. Jonni, the young entroupenour, decided to expand his portfolio of retarded children by moving to Hawaii and fucking a black woman. He then opened dairy queen, a whore house where gay men are forced into being straight, by having sex with fat white girls. And also started oxygen, the tv channel originally aimed towards whores. Jonni, being 45 and going thru a mid life crises, decided to no… not purchase an expensive sports car, but commit horrible crimes. Like rape. Why rape, because no one can hear you scream in space, yes space. That motherfucker owned a rocket. He was the first American to get rocket head, and the first human to get it from the opposite sex. The Russians did it with monkeys and shit first, fucking wierdos. Anyway, when arriving on the moon at his private real estate, he fucked bitches, got money, but most importantly found out that he had not only given birth to 2pac but also the notorious B.I.G. there mother was flown from Hawaii to SPACE where they where born on his space ranch. When he got back to akron, he started chex cereal, and promptly raped every little boy on the cover of his cereal box. He later went to gay child molesting therepy(where Michael Jackson is now, hes not really dead fyi). Anyway, in 2002, jonni invented Myspace. Its original slogan was slutty bitches and shitty bands. But he sold Myspace to another owner to make way for facebook. In 2004, that shit went down. But it wasn’t profitable, so he invented twitter, with its original slogan, nobody gives a shit, that was actually the name of the site but the twitter bird didn’t fare well next to that name. oh ya, I almost forgot he originally wrote anne franks diary, it was a work of fiction but nobody seems to understand. In 2008 one of his dumb nigro children was elected president, and shit jonni even bought out Gatorade, and uncle ben’s rice. He merged the two companies into one. Uncle bens Cajunaid. The stock dropped 89% leaving jonni broke and miserable. But then in 2009 he had major plastic surgery and turned into pop sensation justin beiber. Every night he unzips his justin beiber costume and turns into kanye west to go out and party and do white chicks. No one had any idea until the mtv music awards where jonni got up on stage as kanye to tell the world that taylor swift didn’t deserve the award she had one because the person who did deserve the award was beyonce who jonni also was. In 2010 jonni hired a small Mexican to continue the role of justin bieber. Basically jonni pulled the iphone 4 out of his asshole. He only intended on using the iphone to pleasure his wife, but apparently, steve jobs caught wind and payed him 50000000 –that much money for the design and software. Hmmm must have been all the children he raped. Anyway bored with pulling things out of his asshole, he decided to travel back in time and create BP then fuck it up as revenge to the British. Mostly for the monty python tv show because its really not that funny.the rest of the first one... dont hateyeah its a joke thank god someone figured it out FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK more

Open Question: Slogan patent, can it be done how do I do it?

I've come up a slogan that I'd like to advertise on clothing, coffee mugs, men's and women's t-shirts, and bumper sticker. Is it possible to patent a slogan that, to my knowledge, has not been used, whereas if production were to occur from a copy-cat for example royalties would be owed? Is this possible? What are the steps that I would need to follow to claim a slogan, such as the one done with "I (heart) NY"? Any tips or references are appreciated. Thanks more

Resolved Question: I need a brand name for my coffee?

I need a brand name for my coffee...it is coffee that gives you loads of energy. In my advertisement this will be displayed. Can anyone give me ideas? And a possible slogan? more

Resolved Question: What slogan you like better about coffee?

1. Life is too short to drink bad coffee (Yes, if you are addicted to abduction, go to your contry's military service, leave your family, children behind even your country to get your abduction. Your excuse: you are protecting your country and you drink bad coffee, do not even seek a long life - long life sucks) 2l Life is a journy of joy and fulfilled by the best coffee available. (This slogan is for positive thinkers. By the way did you ever see anybody to die in a coffeehouse? I did not. So which one is your preference? more

Resolved Question: This present Bandh Strike Showed vulgarmost protests over congress Leaders at centre. How to protest then ?

This Bandh Strike slogan '' Sonia, Rahul, Manmohan, Chidambaram eating Shits and drinks Urine like Food and Coffee'' so they donot know the sufferrings of Food and Milk takers. Very Bad slogan to the Congress Leadership. Why Bandh strike is feared by previous P.Ms and Ministers because they always want sympathetic people support so they donot make people to feel pinch after hardwork. Now there is no such and so the worst epressions bursted. so sad to see and hear. When fuel price is erratic then Govt. shud waive of taxes of Pulses, Rice and Edible oils alternatively and even Excise duty too, so that People feel Economic revolution, but it is not done , Bandh shud be like People shud work for 6 hours instead of usual 8 hours and the 2 hours to be for reaching office and reaching Home by Public transport and if Employers protest then wage enhancement. Like this innovative ways to be done and not like above bad slogans and Protests. Am I right please ? more

Resolved Question: What is the official slogan or motto of the Toronto Blue Jays?

Do they have a permanent motto, or does it change yearly with advertising? I am painting a Blue Jays coffee table as a surprise for someone, and wanted to put a slogan on it. When I search the web, I get conflicting answers. Thank you for your help. more

Resolved Question: Does any one know a good free cup of coffee slogan?

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Resolved Question: Slogans for a cafe/teen hangout place?

For a business project, my friend and i decided to name our cafe "the bean Bag." if you hav any other suggestions for name feel free to tell me!!! But we need a slogan. Our place includes coffee, food, smoothies, and a good atmosphere for teens. Any ideas?? more

Resolved Question: which of THESE SLOGANS is your FAVORITE?

McDonalds: '' hey, you're already fat anyway '' Toyota: '' what, you wanna live forever? '' Starbucks: '' coffee plain, WTF is that? '' Apple: '' no, the IPAD is not a feminine hygiene product '' the IRS: '' just bend over, it'll be less painful '' more

Resolved Question: Slogan for coffee beans?

I need a slogan (not one that is currently being used) for coffee beans. Or sugar cane. I have to make a bumper sticker for school advertising a crop, I would like to do sugarcane or coffee beans, but I can't think of a slogan for either. Thanks guys :) <3 more

Resolved Question: Need help coming up with a slogan!?

So could you please help me come up with a slogan for a plantation crop like: coffee sugarcane etc. pretty much any crop, I am making a bumper sticker to try to get people to want to try this fruit/veggie. Thanks so much for your help :) more

Resolved Question: A Slogan For a Coffee/ Pastry Shop?

Im making a business plan,for my college class, creating a coffee/pastry shop.it's called MiMi's Cafe.I have ran out f ideas and need help with a slogan?! Any ideas?! (by the way im thinking of a french theme; if that helps) more

Resolved Question: Why does the GOP support Corrupt Wall Street/Bankers Thieves, Crooks and Swindlers?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100428/ap_on_bi_ge/us_financial_overhaul Will this be the campaign slogan for Congress in Nov 2010....Swindlers, Crooks and Thieves, The GOP stands with them because they are America? What about Main Street America? The people who play by the rules and pay the taxes? Is the GOP the party of the corrupt, the criminals, the crooked Banks and Wall Street Firms? What about the local coffee shop, the hardware store, the corner market? Does the GOP just give them the shaft? more

Resolved Question: Do you find "Dunkin' Donuts" slogan offensive?

I mean seriously now. "America runs on dunkin'" ? that's basically saying, hey we all run on donuts and coffee. Doesn't help our image as the fattest country. Not all of us are cops you know...(JK) more

Resolved Question: Can anyone think of a catchy slogan and brand name for coffee?

Im designing a coffee advertisement poster and other things like on cups, napkins etc.. and was wondering if anyone could help me out? And im not sure yet whether to make a poster for or against coffee... Thanks for the help guys :) more

Resolved Question: COFFEE / TEA shop!!!?

I need some suggestions for a slogan and or logo. Also what brands are the best. I heard of ASTORIA (espresso/cappucino machine), any other suggestions? Also need to have a top of the line Grill, and top of the line tea brand (and machine). more

Resolved Question: Hello!Does somebody know the slogan ``we only employ experienced barristers and not buttonpusher..?

Ì need for my university studies some texts of ads.does somebody know this one.I think it was either by starbucks or Costa Coffee. more

Resolved Question: I Need Help With My Company Slogan.?

Our Coffee Shop is called "Espresso Yourself" We NEED a SLOGAN for it that goes with our name. please help more

Resolved Question: Anyone have any suggestions on Coffee Cafe Slogans?

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Resolved Question: Help on our Coffee Shop Slogan?

We have a coffee shop project and our shop is called "Espresso Yourself" We need help on our slogan any ideas? more

Resolved Question: Funny slogans that you've seen ?

share them with us? This smart ar'se guy that comes in for his coffee had on his shirt "If I gave a sh'it, you'd be the first person i'd give it to" & I couldnt stop laughing - so embarrassing Then on the back of a truck "i'd be a people person if people werent such ar'seholes" When I was on a holiday in australia i seen a sticker on a ute that was the shape of australia with the words "F**k off were full" meaning no more immigrants? lol just some memorable ones i've seen more

Resolved Question: Need a catchy slogan for a vintage classic themed restolounge, anyone can help me out ?

The restolounge offers food, coffee and drinks. The theme is vintage classic.I need a slogan not the name, so please guys help me out , the name os the restolounge may be Retro Cafe more

Voting Question: I need a catchy professional title for my powerpoint presentation for my final college project?

Hello. I need some help. I am working on my college assisgnment for my final college profect which is a power point presentation. I am trying to come up with a really catchy title for my introduction. It is a business presentation for a futureistic "DigiFast" company. On this assignment I am suppose to include specific information and details about this futuristic company. Here is a brief description about my futuristic company. Please help me come up with a professional and catchy slogan or title. my teacher is very strict and picky. Futuristic Companies name: Alvarez Express The company that I am proposing will be called “Alvarez Express.” Alvarez Express will be a company that will be appreciated by other employees and the public. This company, “Alvarez Express,” will contain fax machines, copy machines, computer and internet access, and a section for a snack bar. Fax machines, copy machines, and computer with internet will be accessible at any time of the day, making it easier for employees to handle their paperwork done faster. The snack bar will be excellent for lunch breaks or short breaks so they can enjoy a warm cup of coffee while reading the daily newspaper and acquire a health snack. Our supplies and equipment would benefit our customers and our employees who don’t have internet access, fax machines, or copy machines accessible to them. Our employees who will be working in Alvarez Express will dress in professional attire, clean, and greet our customers on a friendly yet professional level. Alvarez Express gives people the opportunity to relax and blow off stress that may have been brought upon them. I believe that this company would make it in the DigiFast world because it is quick, professional, and highly useful to everyone that needs access to these things. Not only do people find these things useful, they appreciate a nice healthy snack and a nice warm cup of coffee to help reenergize themselves after, before, or during a long day. Thanks and please I really need some good ideas. more

Resolved Question: what is a good slogan for a coffee house called Cup-a-cabana?

im writing my business plan and im just looking into some other ideas for this anything is helpful. more

Resolved Question: Do you dare to correct my essay? It's not easy?

Let´s suppose that I have to set up a new bussiness.... That's my proposal to hand it to my teacher. -------- As we are going through financial crisis and according to the experts in economics there's still a long way to go…, there are some people who need money and other people who need to buy things without paying a lot of money for them so my partner and I want to invest our money in a new business setting up a shop to buy and sell second-hand household appliance and goods such as fridges, televisions, computers, blenders, cookers, toasters, coffee makers, furnishings and so on. Our general directives: Trade Name: Butterfly & Bloom, Ltd. Our Slogan: Sell what you don't need; buy a low price what you need. Objective of the Company: Buying and selling second hand goods. Head Office: Apple Avenue, 6. We’ve chosen this area to work because it is very crowded every day and there are car parks. Number of Employees: 6. Description of jobs: - A business manager: The applicant must be highly qualified to hold this post. This person will be in charge of buying goods in perfect condition setting the buying and selling price for each item. He or she will also manage the smooth running of the shop - A qualified accountant who will do the books in the firm and also different administrative tasks in the office. - Shop assistants: We have to contract four people to sell our goods and attend to our customers. They will also be responsible for tidying up the shop. Working Hours: Opening and closing hours for shops determined by law. That means from Monday to Friday and from 9:00 a.m to 21:00 p.m. Shop assistants will work full-time in shifts of six hours each with a 20-minute snack break. That means they’ll only work 36 hours per week. Our manager and accountant will work 40 hours per week with long break for lunch from Tuesday to Saturday as Monday is the worst day of the week to sell. Working Conditions: By law, employees can’t work overtime except on the eve of Christmas and all of them will be registered with Social Security Salary: Our staff will earn the annual base salary established by law, commissions of 5% from the sales made and two bonus in July and December. Date of payment: Our employees are paid monthly in arrears directly into a bank account. Uniforms: All our employees will wear clothing showing that they are from Butterfly & Bloom. Holidays: 30 day paid holiday a year. -------- Thanks in advanceMark, I´m studying English not Economics as well as I´m Spanish. It's just my homework!! But in Spain the things are different. When you contract employees, they have to be registered wiht Social Security by the company. That involves pensions and health cares although in Spain public health system is universal. You can visit to doctors or be operated without paying Social Security. Comissions are on profits. When you cover your expenses or cots then you begin to pay comissions. Anyway tkanks for your advice. I've enjoyed reading them. ----------- Thanks Jen for your help. more

Resolved Question: I'm starting a restaurant/shop that's mobile and I need a good business tag line/slogan. Help?

We sell muffins, fruit, smoothies, coffee, tea, and everything that we make is healthy and good for you. We are mobile. I can't say the name of our business because we don't have it copyrighted yet, but try to make it include some smoothies or muffins or something. It will be a big help if you can think of a good one because we are really having trouble in the creativity department. more

Resolved Question: list of coffee brand slogans?

can i please hav a list of coffee brand slogans please its for college =D more

Resolved Question: what to take to get relaxed and a bit high maybe? (i dont have access to drugs)?

i ve been seeing pchychaitrists for more than 10 years now and i ve taken all kind of medicine : celexa , respirdone, floxetin , flovoxamine , lithium , sodium , uranium etc. but none have worked , they all lose they re good effects after a while and the terrible side effects kick in. right now im trying to change my lifestyle to more like taking pleasure from the moment rather than focusing on long term goals like the studies or so as the roman slogan suggests "momentia et inersia" ; and i find myself bored and depressed some parts of the day and very anxious and stressful some other parts. So what do u think would help me throughout the day? im already trying high doses of coffee but what else do u think might be helpful? i ve tried opium once , its great but i dont have constant access to it and my parents would kill me if they found out. NO NANNY ADVICES PLEASE!!! more

Resolved Question: Wanna make a jpeg image of t-shirt/coffee mug,wid a few slogans of my own,r there any websites to do tht fr me?

i want access to the sites tht will simply put my text in the form of a t shirt quote....plz hlp more

Voting Question: wanna make a jpeg image of t shirt/coffee mug,wid a few slogans of my own,r there any websites to do tht fr me?

i want access to the sites tht will simply put my text in the form of a t shirt quote....plz help more

Resolved Question: Starbucks stole slogan from Wendy's ?

Wendy's: it not just fast food, it wendy's Starbucks: it's not just coffee, its Starbucks wenddy slogan has been around longer more

Resolved Question: Good slogan at a coffee shop?

My boss wants me to change our sign outside and put up a good slogan that has to do with the hot weather. Right now it just says "stop in for a cold latte before the game". Any ideas for something new? more

Resolved Question: Advertising Help for a coffee shop...?

I am doing a project for econ... we are making a small business. I have decided to do a coffee shop, I am calling it Grounded.. Any Ideas for a Slogan?! more

Resolved Question: Is this fair:? Is this prejudice:...........................?

Is the Air Force Clinic prejudice against the brave valiant grunts at the main Albuquerque Veterans Hospitals. To whom it may concern:. The receptionist gave me entrance, after checking my Veterans ID, to Air Force Clinic, at the main Albuquerque Veterans Hospital, where I had a cup of coffee at a nice snack bar, located in the large 2 story lobby decorated with New Mexico Art Deco. It was the waiting area of the Air Force Clinic. It was comfortable, peaceful and relaxed. It had a certain charm to it. I found out later that this country club styled exclusive area was off limits to the veterans and a bum like me, that go to the main hospital. Lounging on the plush comfortable furniture were Air Force retired Officers, some with their families, talking laughing and reading. I have never seen an officer, and I know what they look like out of uniform, in any of the waiting areas of the main hospital They are neatly dress in fashionable expensive shirts and slacks; no jeans or T-shirts with a military slogan on them or carrying pack backs. No beards. This is what these prejudice people don't want to see in their nice lobby. Drinking coffee and sitting on the plush furniture>. On the way out the receptioness told not to come back again, that she had let me this one time in because she wanted to be nice. but next time she wouldn't let me in. The Air Force Clinic patients can go to the Veterans snack bar and restaurant any time they want to. Here are my suspicions: If you have information about my suspicions please sent. I am going to make this an issue. I am going to try and get the newspapers interested. They Air Force use the medical equipment and are probably receive special attention from the VA Doctors and staff. These people can go to the main hospital at anytime without showing their identification card. When they go they go through a special entrance and do not mingle with the grunts. I have never seen a retired officer out patient in any of the waiting rooms. I suspect that they come from the Air Force Clinic and use the back entrance where they go directly to their appointment with the doctor in special rooms. This is prejudice. If you have any information concerning this matter. Please answer. more

Resolved Question: can you correct my one page essay about shamwow?

its says discribe and analyze the effectiveness of one advertisement for the product. present your decription and analysis in paragraph format one page consider the following points: i may not know the advertisemnt so describe it frully who is the consumer?(target market) remember the rules for creating good advertising reveiw the media rating chart what is the product's compititve age? this is what i asked for please read the way i write it and feel free to corect every single of my mistake and feel free to add some of your ideas:) thank you so much:) i want you to add for me some ideas who are the consumers of this product, thnx again Part C: - Advertising analysis This advertising is about a towels wash, dry and polishes any surface. One guy advertises about this product very briefly. He starts introducing his name as and the product he says sham wow is like a towel, chamois and sponge all in one, except it is extremely absorbent and can be used over and over. And also this guy introduce the product how relevant and easy to use it also this product or sham wow is machine washable bleachable, will not scratch any surface and will last for years. Moreover he said the product is relevant to use it for whatever we want like cars, boats, carpets, windows, bath etc. easy to remove cola, coffee, pet stains, it doesn’t drip or don’t make a mess and it will last 10 years. The consumer of this product the majorities are in the middle age like householders. In my opinion this product advertising accomplishes the attention, interest desire and action of the consumers. The ad was hilarious the person used some jokes like “made in Germany the germen people always make good stuffs” and he mentions the brand again and again the sound and the vision was clear and interesting. Moreover the massage of the ad was simple and consumer can be able to keep the massage in mind. In addition this ad get out in action to show the advantage of this product to the consumers and the consumer indeed admitted the product by saying “sham wow I can’t live without it” generally this ad has a logo, slogan, brand name and contact information ready for the consumers. The sham wow commercial adversities through TV, internet, radio, and magazine. I watched this program on women channel which is shows that they put the commercial on appropriate channel for consumers to find it’s easy. The product competitive age most likely is on maturity stage. Because there are other products that are similar with shomwow in a lot of ways so it’s hard to be secure form the compotators more

Voting Question: coffee shop project contined?

doing a coffee shop project. need ideas for slogans and logos. please help!! our name would be java jitters more

Resolved Question: Do you think Starbucks should implement a slogan rather than just a logo?

Do you think Starbucks should implement a slogan rather than just a logo? Do you think it would draw more crowds?People say that the logo speaks for itself (starbucks being a high end coffee brand).What do you think? more

Resolved Question: Coffee Shop Slogan help?

I need a slogan for a coffee shop titled The Bean Café And i dont need sites to those slogan generater websites, they never seem to work with the name. more

Resolved Question: What is the image or slogan on your coffee mug?

I have 'Little Miss Sunshine'...how wrong it is... I'm not a morning person, so it should be Little Miss Grumpy or something... more

Resolved Question: Campaign Slogans (10pts) ?

I need some original & fresh slogans for work. I need action words no more than 8 or 9 to motivate/inspire people to work, recycle and improve attendance! Anything from G to R rated is fine longs its funny/hip and inspirational. We may do a gift baskets so slogans need to fit on coffee mugs or mousepads, maybe t-shirts. Oh nothing Googled but fresh and unique this is a healthcare company. Thanks more

Resolved Question: I need a coffee shop slogan for the new coffee shop i work at, any ideas?

Ok its for my school and the name of my school is Jones County High School. And we are home of the JCHS Greyhounds!!! WOOO!! ok and we just started a new coffee shop ( since its freezing where i live) we sell cappichinos and hot chocolate. i already came up with a logo, and all i need is a cute slogan. I want it to have something to do with people being out in the cold. You know like try to get people to buy our coffee to get warm since its soo cold outside?? something along those lines... So if you have some funny or cool slogans please tell me!!! Thanks a lot!! more

Voting Question: got any ideas??? please?

okay so for computers at school i need to pick a topic to make my own business like a store? it can be anything but it cant be something real. someone said BB boutique? but i didnt like that, like a pet shop food store? but i want something ORINGINAL cause everyone is like doing sport stores and clotheing places hair and nails, coffee shops? and than i need a catchy slogan? so please and idea i can use, just a ida i can change the name to be original myself like example EXAMPLE: you say PET STORE (i dont wanna do that) than ill change it to like bees bow wow? aand than think of a slogan . PLEASE IT WILL REALLY HELP more

Resolved Question: Product Slogan For a Self Vacuuming Containers? 10 Points!!!?

Hi my uncle in China is manufacturing containers that have a vacuuming mechanism built into it (for like keeping coffee and tea and fruits fresh) and I am in charge of the English text that will accompany the product. The current slogan is "Efficient solution for your health life" which is terrible grammar and doesn't make any sense, so that has got to change. I was hoping the slogan would include both the vacuuming and the health aspect of the product and currently I am at a roadblock. Any help is appreciated! Thank You! more

Resolved Question: Cute cafe t-shirt slogan?

I own a small city cafe. I am getting shirts made to promote the shop and have been trying to think of a cute saying or slogan to put on the shirts. I would like the slogan to relate to coffee in some way.. I also want the t-shirt slogans to not be too feminine or manly because the shirts will be worn by both sexes. The cafe has an artsy bohemian feel. If any of you can help think of a creative slogan that would be a huge help! thanks more

Resolved Question: Catchy Christmas slogans? Any suggestions?

I am giving my friends coffee mugs with hot chocolate packets, marshmellows, some chocolate and peepermint sticks in it decorated creatively. All i need is a catchy slogan to put on them that sort of relates to hot chocolate warming your heart this winter. Or just anything that would be appropriate for this gift. more

Resolved Question: I'm opening a coffee shop called Coco's Coffee House.... I don't know what to use for a slogan. Help please?

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Resolved Question: I need a catchy slogan for a marriage and family therapist?

I am doing a coffee mug as a gift and want something really great to imprint on it. Like a massage person could say they know how to kneed you or a dentist could say, the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. What smart people can help me out?  more

Resolved Question: Catchy Slogan needed for PTA!?

Hi I need a catchy slogan for a Christmas coffee and cake morning with Christmas things to buy! Coffee, Cake and Crackers springs to mind but is there something better!? ThanksYes in UK. Crackers are the paper things you pull and a gift comes out! more

Resolved Question: I'm going to be honest, I need HELP..!?

I'm taking three AP classes and what sucks is that they all really like to overbook at the SAME TIME. I've been at it for over five hours (THAT'S MORE TIME THAN I USE TO SLEEP) and I’ve drunk three cups of coffee already, not to mention the sugary snacks in between. So anyone with a bit of leisure time that's up to it, please help me out. I'm not going to ask for direct answers, just maybe direct me to a good source or help me understand it better. (I’m running on the motivation of caffeine right now, so it's a bit more difficult than normal for me to comprehend what's generally understandable.) Thanks to anyone in advance that just helps me in the slightest. I'd like it better if you'd email me but hey I’m in no position to call the shots so if anything you can just post it here. I'm just asking for some AP Government help: (And it's so hard to get accurate information when it comes to politics, so if you see anything given that seems inaccurate, please tell me!) Here’s some. :[ 1.Summarize at least three promises the candidate has made in this campaign. 5.Identify the candidate’s position on three issues that you think are the most important. Include what their plans or proposals are to address this issue. ((I’m working on this one right now)) 6. What organizations have come out in support of the candidate? 31. How does the candidate’s running mate’s help to “Balance the ticket?” ---The definition of: A battleground state/swing state?? 46. Absentee ballots (I feel like this one is painfully obvious) 110. Evaluate the role of political parties in election using the two models of democracy. 90. List and define three sources of campaign funds (I have website donors as one) 62. Name and explain three key members of a campaign committee. If anyone does want to email me, here’s my email: ties4pies@aol.com (it used to be some slogan for a club I was in)  more