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Resolved Question: Who thinks this is a Taxing Joke?

How many zeros in a billion? This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about Whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, At the rate our government Is spending it. Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Income Tax Fuel Tax Petrol/Diesel Tax Inheritance Tax (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Marriage License Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Local Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... And our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt... We had the largest middle class in the world... And Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? more

Resolved Question: What is that advert for?

there's an advert on the radio thats really funny and i just wanted to know what its called/advertising. It is a rap and one of the lines says: i know you didn't ask it but i put some pork pies and some frenck fries in the shopping basket. What is it????????????????????? more

Resolved Question: Music for ITV 3 advertising Kingdom and Doc Martin?

Anyone know it the music that is used to advertise Doc Martin and Kingdom. It's only started recently. Sort of jazzy and funny. Thanx more

Voting Question: how many zero,s in a billion?

How many zeros in a billion? This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about Whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, At the rate our government Is spending it. Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Income Tax Vat Tax Unemployment Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Petrol/Diesel Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Tax Marriage License Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Local Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Workers Compensation Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... And our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt... We had the largest middle class in the world... And Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!' I hope this goes around the UK At least 100 times What the hell happened????? Gordon Brown, that's What more

Resolved Question: Do you think the M&S Christmas advert is offensive?

I don't, the sight of Noemie Lenoir in her underwear makes me very very happy :-) My friend however believes it to be highly offensive, that it objectifies "wemon", also that this leads to abuse, enforced prostitution, rape, and assaults, making these things more acceptable in society. Yet, I've NEVER seen her object to the advertising around that objectifies men, shows them being treat like idiots or sexually harassed, funny that, huh? Finding a woman (or a man) sexually or physically attractive does not equate to supporting the rape or abuse of women (or men), there is a whole hell of a lot more involved in these issues. If objectifying is a contributing factor I'd argue it's human nature to find others attractive on their physical appearance, before getting to know their personality, as long as there is respect for that person then there's nothing wrong with that - the issue is respect for women, I don't see finding a beautiful woman in her underwear attractive as being disrespectful to her or women on the whole. Coincidently Noemie Lenoir is an underwear model, is it only unacceptable when a man considers her to be attractive? Or is it wrong that she models underwear at all? Is she saying it's okay to rape her or other women just because she is attractive and models underwear?I'd say she's feminist - this is why I dislike feminism, it's women as victims and men as evil, that's not equality. Adverts are part of media and so it effects how society views the world...but in this case there's nothing wrong!Oh, and she was prancing around in her underwear in last years advert...no one objected then, it's just this year a man expressing a like for her makes it 'offensive'.Jane, sexism is a pretty big issue, it's not something you just overlook. more

Resolved Question: Can you believe Simon sent it to deadlock!?!?

I like the twins, they are funny. Lucy is a great singer. I love watching the twins every week, they get funnier and funnier! =D But choosing Jedward over Lucy? I mean seriously. But if you think of all the publicity Jedward are getting, it's basically advertising X FACTOR for free. Everyone tunes in to see the latest funny performances. At the moment, i'm half and half. =/ What are your views? x more

Resolved Question: What would Doctor Who write?

If Doctor Who had to advertise for a new assistant, what would the advert say? The posting what best describes what the assistants actually DO gets best answer. (funny or endearing is good) more

Resolved Question: arghh what is that advert ? !?

right theres this new ish advert on tv.. its got a woman and a man on there wedding day, there having there picstures taken and the woman (bride) first taps her husband on the back so in the first picture he has his back turned and then for the next few photos it shows her pulling really funny faces, i find it hilarious.. but what is it advertising...??!! its really annoying me.. can someone please tell me what the adverts' for. !! more

Resolved Question: SURVEY:What is your worst....?

Annoying Adverts/Commercials? so last time people didn't post links but was funny so lets post links if you can to make it funny theres one where i cant remember what its advertising but its a squirrel in a field and he shouts "steve, steve, steve" for ages then goes "oh its not steve" "gary, gary, gary." haha its funny heres 2 that annoy me soo much http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl9CQuAWhLM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2T6YdEcp6w rubberdukkazilla and i want to do a poo at Paul's lol more

Voting Question: Annoying Adverts/Commercials 2?

so last time people didn't post links but was funny so lets post links if you can to make it funny theres one where i cant remember what its advertising but its a squirrel in a field and he shouts "steve, steve, steve" for ages then goes "oh its not steve" "gary, gary, gary." haha its funny heres 2 that annoy me soo much http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl9CQuAWhLM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7wkvP9SdhU rubberdukkazilla and i want to do a poo at Paul's lol more

Resolved Question: Help me with this advert please (UK)?!?

There's a really funny advert with an animal that shouts out "Steve Steve Steve!".. then another one goes "It's not Steve it's Al".. then he goes "Al Al Al". Now I apologise if this question sounds a bit barmy, but and maybe the names back to front, but a best answer to anyone who knows what it's advertising? :D Thanks!Opps.. ignore the random "but" in my details! I was rushing to type it up.. durr! more

Resolved Question: To pick up on something Jomamo said regarding Jamie Oliver?

How on earth is Jamie Oliver allowed to get away with asking a question that is blatantly spam. Funny how I get my questions banned for the slightest thing, yet Jamie Oliver can come up with a blatant advertising and all is hunky dory. (ps Good answer Jom) http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ak.1I75Qx6883fyCHTu7JOwhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090708083656AAcVR6Z&show=7#profile-info-8IO47nUBaa more

Resolved Question: what is the tune on fiver advertising the seriously funny films?

Voting Question: What is this song called?

There is an advert on TV. It is advertising some shows on a channel called Fiver (not five) and it has Rush hour....and at the end of the advert it has MR T.. and its advertising Seriously Funny programmes... and there is a song in the background and its like a screaming sort of noise...can you please tell me what the song it THANKS !!!!! more

Resolved Question: Does anyone think these quotesa are funny?

from my gran: I used to like coke cola but then they changed the Original recipe from my mum: (to me as a goth) does it pay well, advertising for a funeral directors? from my close mate: (when someone started on him) just because my mum shags Pakis, doesn't make her a paki shagger. these are the funniest things i've heard from people i know, what do you think? have you got any you find funny? thumbs up the ones you like.BTW coke cola used to have cocaine in it, just in case you didn't knowWhats racist about it? the person who started on my mate called his mum a paki shagger, cos she shags pakistanis, not racism, it's stating a fact.Most people don't find things funny that i do. more

Resolved Question: Advertising has just gone funny?

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing and advertising condoms in the same way they advertise their current products:- Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms. Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to put it today? Safeway Condoms - Lightening the Load Abbey National Condoms - Because life’s complicated enough Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going.. ESSO Condoms- The eye of the Tiger Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you just can’t stop. Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper. Goodyear Condoms For a longer ride go wide Ronseal Condoms - does exactly what it says on the packet! Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard! ONdigital condoms - Plug and Play !!! L’Oreal condoms - Because I’m worth it Pepsi Condoms - Taste the difference Coca-cola Condoms - The real thing. Guinness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait Polo Mint Condoms - The one with the hole Muller Condoms - Pleasure without the pain more

Resolved Question: Could you look through my writing and correct my grammatical mistakes? Thanks for help!!!?

Hi:) Could you look through my writing and correct my grammatical mistakes? It is a part of my coursework. Thank you very much for your help! "Some key words, slogan, language used or sense of humour can be difficult to understand for different people because of their background. In some countries people have a very specific sense of humour, which is not easily to understand by non-natives speakers. Some advertising may be attractive and funny for some nations, when people form some countries may don’t understand what’s so funny about the same advert even if it is translated into their own language. As I mentioned before, all different customers have different expectation and if Disneyland decides to expand to one of the Muslim countries like Indonesia, Pakistan or Bangladesh they must consider their range of products and services which they want to provide. For example, they must take into consideration their catering facilities, and they may decide to provide special Muslim halal food restaurants, which will be using use food that have been prepared according to Islamic believes. All businesses when they are expanding must make sure that they spotted all differences between their home country and a country in which they want to operate and reflected these differences on their marketing campaign in order to be successful on other market and avoid many mistakes, which could be difficult to fix."Thank you!!!! more

Resolved Question: sat here staring at the tv and a new reality show called Rachel Zoe was advertised WHO?

i mean is this another pathetic yank dragged into stardom for some obscure reason? not gonna waste the bandwidth looking her up, but i bet its another paris hilton best friend or worse Puff daddy thing! why can TV get back to being creative instead if pumping out reality crap one after another! 10 points for the funniest ( and most honest answer that upsets the tiny minded and mentaly inadequate that actually watch this kind of rubbish ) be quick before its deleted by the previously mentioned, countdown runningsorry fellowspot i gave you thumbs up but decided to reword the question after your very good answer more

Resolved Question: Advertising just got funny?

Resolved Question: Advertising you need a sense of humour (funny )?

Voting Question: Why has the funny e4 voice over man changed?

OK I may be the only person who finds him quite funny (yea Im simple) but Ive noticed he still does voice overs for the shows but some other non funny guy is now advertising the films they have on e4 (recent one fantastic four). This new guy says the stuff the funny guy would say but it doesnt sound right with his voice....what is going on?? (Also does the funny voice guy really look like he does in the e4's happy place adverts?? Coz that is kinda how I imagined him to look anyway) more

Resolved Question: On a roll tonight please rate 1 to 10 funny?

A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he’d get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages". He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gave her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I "m talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we’ll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9". more

Resolved Question: What is that program called?

it was on channel 1, 2, 3 4, or 5 on a Saturday afternoon, it was clips of animals that was dubbed over with human voices, one such clip was a rabbit looking thing screaming ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN.... and another was advertising Crocky meaty mouthy water.... a piss take but really funny and i would love to know the name of it. thanks more

Resolved Question: Pirate Bay - Had you heard of it before today?

Despite the big headlines, I'd never even heard of it. Funny though how the news then goes on to say that the site is still running!! A bit of free advertising for them.!! more

Resolved Question: If you buy a DVD and find the film is nothing like it is advertised to be - Should you get a refund?

If I am sold a book that says it is on comedy and when I get it home I find it is on WW2 then I would get a refund. Why if I am sold a DVD that says "Funniest film of the year" and I don't ever smile would I not get a refund. more

Resolved Question: who are the best companies/factories producing carpets in U.K & Irland?

it's will be very kind of you if you find me some funny advertising about carpets thanks more

Resolved Question: Would you sell your partner?

A British man fed up with his wife's complaints advertised her for sale -- and got a number of offers. "Nagging Wife. No Tax, No MOT. Very high maintenance -- some rust," wrote Gary Bates, 38, in a small ad in Trade-It, more usually used to buy and sell cars or household goods. Bates, a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, southwest England, snapped after his wife Donna on got on his nerves while she was watching television and decided to place the ad as a joke. "She was nagging me for doing something small, while she was watching some rubbish on TV. So I just thought I'd put an ad in to get rid of her. "I didn't think anyone would ring up but I've had at least nine or 10 people calling about her. It's gone mad. There was no one I knew -- just people asking, 'Is she still available?'" The couple only married last year, and Bates said his 40-year-old wife -- whom he advertised in the magazine's Free to Collect section, along with some of his fishing tackle -- initially gave him "a bit of an ear-bashing." But he said: "She's seen the funny side of it now though!" What a cheek lol, would serve him dog food stew!! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090312/tod-for-sale-nagging-wife-very-high-main-6058bda.htmlDamn goog idea F.....lol bargin basement!! more

Resolved Question: Gay party games? - help?

I'm having an event for the gay men of my university's LGBT society. I've advertised it as "gays in their PJ's," the idea being that the guys come dressed in pyjamas and we can stay up late talking about boys. (I think it could be very funny!) But anyway - what I want to know is a game to play while they are here. We'll probably head out to a bar later in the night so I only need to fill about an hour with a good game. There could be as few as about ten people, but this number could go up, so it needs to be the kind of game people can join in with at any time. It would also be nice if it was a drinking game, or something that provokes a bit of flirtation (nothing too over the top though!) I've thought about it for quite a while and I can't think of anything. It's needs to be something simple without too much planning. Any ideas would be really appreciated!!!soggy biscuit? naked charades? play orgy? Wow you people really understand gay men, don't you? more

Resolved Question: Can anyone think of a funny slogan for a t-shirt advertising FairTrade?

I'm supposed to be designing a FairTrade t-shirt, but I've run out of ideas for the slogan we've got to put on it. Any contributions welcome, thanks!!! =] more

Resolved Question: Should we all report Jenifer Aniston for spam/advertising?

She has asked a question on here about pets doing funny things or something like that, and underneath it says: "See Owen Wilson answering this question here:" With a link to a page just advertising her latest film. If anyone else did that, we would have a violation notice by now.Here is the question: http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aix4TYTBhGcr7grVunTK1uYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090312074725AALnEzq&show=7#profile-info-07xcDTH9aa more

Resolved Question: Did anyone hear about what the British, man done to his poor wife?

"Nagging Wife. No Tax, No MOT. Very high maintenance -- some rust," wrote Gary Bates, 38, in a small ad in Trade-It, more usually used to buy and sell cars or household goods Bates, a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, southwest England, snapped after his wife Donna on got on his nerves while she was watching television and decided to place the ad as a joke. "She was nagging me for doing something small, while she was watching some rubbish on TV. So I just thought I'd put an ad in to get rid of her. "I didn't think anyone would ring up but I've had at least nine or 10 people calling about her. It's gone mad. There was no one I knew -- just people asking, 'Is she still available?'" The couple only married last year, and Bates said his 40-year-old wife -- whom he advertised in the magazine's Free to Collect section, along with some of his fishing tackle -- initially gave him "a bit of an ear-bashing." But he said: "She's seen the funny side of it now though!" more

Resolved Question: Is this mad or sad or just funny?

Jock Mactavish developed a new style of nail and found a niche for them in Ireland. He wanted them advertised on T.V. there so he contacted Murphys advertising agency. They said "We’re the cheapest because we don’t give demos, previews etc, we make the add and it goes straight out on T.V. the following week." O.K. said Jock. "Its Easter next week and people will be wanting to do a bit of D.I.Y. so put out the add during the holidays, mainly on Easter Sunday." The following week on Saturday during the evening film the break started and the ads ran. Jock watched uninterested when an ad came on he didn’t recognise. It started with a dark stormy cloud scene, the occasional flash of lightning, strong beams of sunlight trying to get thru breaks in the clouds, the camera panned down bringing into view a piece of wood. Further down a cross beam could be seen then a circle of thorns on top of a head. Eventually the camera stopped and moved back revealing Jesus Christ on the cross. A flash of lightning, roar of thunder and then a caption showed beneath the cross followed by the voice over for it: "If you want a job done right this Easter then use Jocks nails" followed by a inserted product picture stating only 99p a box special offer this Easter. Well, as one can imagine Jock was well pissed off. He got on the blower to Murphys and politely asked what the fuck they were up to; if they didn’t sort this ad out he would move his account elsewhere. "We’re very sorry Mr Jock" came the reply, "trust us, we shall have a better advert tomorrow." Sure enough, Easter Sunday evening, the ads rolled and Jock watched with interest. Then he sat forward, mouth wide open, his eyes almost popping out of his head, the same advert was being shown as before. Again the camera panned down from the stormy sky, the top of the cross appeared followed by the cross beam until the camera stopped and pulled back. On the screen was a similar scene except piled up in a heap at the bottom of the cross was Jesus Christ. After the flash of lightning and roar of thunder the caption showed followed by the voice over: "They should have used Jocks nails" - still only 99p a pack until Tuesday more

Resolved Question: adverts-anyone seen the advert where a boy asks his dad where he comes from?

It is funny and would like to look it up on u-tube but do not know what it is advertising more

Resolved Question: Oi! Wot's happened to Saturday night TV?

I woz looking up the programmes in my Radio Times today (other TV listings magazines are available), when I saw a show advertised called Total Wipeout on the Beeb tonight. Now I fought it woz going to be that quiz programme wot Paul Daniels useta do but it wozn't. Instead it woz a loada cobblers about people going through an assault course getting wet. I had to put on me duffel coat watching it cos it made me cold just looking at it. It reminded me of The Krypton Factor on speed. It coulda been harf funny if they got that It's A Knockout geezer Stuart Hall to do the commentary instead of that Hamster bloke. I remember you could sit down on a Saturday night and watch Brucie or Larry Grayson's Generation Game (wotever happened to Isla St Clair?), then you could watch Bob's Full House and round it off by watching Juliet Bravo or C.A.T.'s Eyes. Them were the days, and we didn't need water neither!I ain't giving those thumbs down!Jac, Harry Hill is the only good thing about Saturday nights these days, wot with You've Been Framed and TV Burp. I loved his David Attenborough / Incredible Hulk sketch tonight! more

Resolved Question: Oh my gosh i'm getting married. Where can i find cheap photographers?

He's finally proposed. This is funny, he's finally proposed and going through our accounts. I realised were too skint to get married. But i am determined. Does anybody know which site all the really cheap photographers advertise on? I definitely want to have enough money to go on the honeymoon. Right now, this could not be the case. more

Resolved Question: How far do you think a company will go to advertise their company?

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Resolved Question: What is the most absurd "non-job" Council post that you have seen advertised?

The Guardian and the Independent jobs pages on Thursdays are a good source of laughs. If you find seeing money being wasted funny that is! more

Resolved Question: I bought a nintendo ds lite on ebay from a reliable seller?

The sound switch seems kind of funny, It doesnt turn uo and down the sound gradually, it has to be pushed down and the a little bit more to turn off the sound, it has to be pushed all the way up, and more , to turn it on. Its either on or off, no inbetween, Also its not very loud when its on. Is this the same with all ds lites , or is it just mine? What should I do? I want it for christmas and the seller is from hong kong? Ps A couple of days late would be ok, but christmas would be better. I wouldnt mind it if it stays like this, but if it stays on or off all the time then thet would be bad. It was advertised as new not used. more

Resolved Question: I sold my pony two months ago now they want to send her back?!!?

Hi this is a long long one but any help be super please!!!! I sold my lovely little pony two months ago to a family as a family, childs pony, I bought her as I felt so sorry for her (very poor condition) and decided to sell her as I grew over the six months (wider not taller sadly) and got to heavy to ride her ;( she was such a joy to own, was great hacking alone and in company. would pop a small jump, and loved the fuss stand hours to be groomed, my nephews would ride her on lead rein she be like a donkey!! so when the mother/daughter wanted her to hack out on and lead rein for six year old it sounded perfect they were fully aware she was a bit green but only wanted to do the above so was not worried, and that she was a rescue case when i bought her I offered several viewings but the women fell in love with her and bought her.. the new owner wanted keep her on her own, I advised that I had never kept her alone before but she never worried about being in the field, or stable on her own so I honestly did not know how she be if kept 24/7 the lady explained that she would always move her to a livery yard is she was un happy. when I first bought her she was funny about picking her back feet out but was fine once I done it a few times and the lady even picked all four out when she viewed my pony with no problems and I explained this to her at time of purchase well they bought her two months ago now, I have kept in regular contact with the new owner, as she could not pick her feet out at all once i had got her there. she also had trouble putting a bridle on, she then mailed me to say my pony was settling she had managed to pick out one foot and had tacked up no issues and been on a lovely ride. then mailed to say she had a few ups and downs as she had bucked the daughter off riding her in from the field, I was mortified but she mailed me to say she did not think I had mis lead her or been dishonest about my pony, and that she knew she was green but knew the gamble involved. just needed less feedings settling in time and patience I mailed back saying she never been like this and maybe was missing the equine stimulation of other company etc anything i could do to help i would She is now asking for a full refund and for me to have my pony back, which is not a option as I have now bought something else, she has said my pony is dangerous and that people have advised she is barely broken??? and also that she has been rearing whilst being lead on to the field??!!! and amongst other things her pelvis was out from a long injury and also she had lice?? apparently all from when I owned her?? and the farrier struggled to do her shoes .i think horse had lice for two months she be red raw?? and if she done her pelvis with me why did she not show any signs and the physio can be that specific form one visit, how?? horses can do this rolling in the stable!! my farrier never had any problems, and he is happy to say this none of the other horses have lice from our yard, and my pony never ever behaved this way whilst i owned her, it upsets me that for what ever reason my lovely girl is not happy. I think that my pony is un happy being kept alone, she has no other animals, no sheep pig,goat or cow , and has several paddocks but none big enough to run around and they have only ridden her once for 45 mins the other time she sat her six year old coming in from the field which is the time she bucked her off, which to be honest I think no wonder she is bored stiff the lady has been saying she has been to trading standards and she has rights, as I have sold something that is not as advertised. my pony was and had been exactly as advertised when she left my yard, and the problems they have experienced as I have explained have gotten worse over time, I think its down to her getting more lonely as time goes on and no stimulation not even being ridden that often. she never was a pony that needed riding everyday I work full time so only did about three/four times a week, but she had lots friends turned out summer kept in bad weather. any advice help would be amazing as I want my girl to be happy but they i just cant have her back now i have something else.. please help more

Resolved Question: Survey:: When do you think prdouct placement advertising has gone too far ?

http://www.visualjokes.com/funny/funny%20pictures%20tankads.jpg just wondering ? more

Resolved Question: Survey:: When did you last see something that made you laugh when you know you shouldn't ?

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/planes/flying-lessons/lessons.jpg new advertising person needed ? more

Resolved Question: I am looking for harsh pranks to do to some friends..?

I've advertised one as an escort with his number and made some funny videos that have been sent about. I'm looking for stuff where they'll get pretty annoyed. more

Resolved Question: What to expect when reading the singles advertisements.is this true or funny ?

Adverts from Women 40-ish....................48 Adventurer.............Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic..................Flat-chested Average looking......Ugly Beautiful................Pathological liar Contagious Smile...Bring your penicillin Educated...............College dropout Emotionally Secure........Medicated Feminist................Fat, ugly; b*ll buster (wimps only please) Free spirit..............Substance user Friendship first.......Trying to live down reputation as sl*t Fun.......................Annoying Gentle...................Comatose Good Listener........Borderline Autistic New-Age...............All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned.........Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded.........Desperate Outgoing...............Loud Passionate............Loud Poet.....................Depressive Schzophrenic Professional..........Real Witch Redhead...............Shops the Clairol section Reubenesque........Grossly Fat Romantic..............Looks better by candle light Voluptuous...........Very Fat Weight proportion..Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate...One step away from stalking Widow.................Nagged first husband to death Young at heart.....Toothless crone Adverts from Men 40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.......... ....Sits on the couch and watches ESPN Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated............Will always treat you like an idiot Free Spirit..........Sleeps with your sister Friendship first....As long as friendship involves nudity Fun....................Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking......Arrogant Honest...............Pathological Liar Huggable............Overweight, more body hair than a bear Like to cuddle.....Insecure, overly dependent Mature...............Until you get to know him Open-minded......Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested Physically fit......I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself Poet..................Has written on a bathroom stall Spiritual.............Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday Stable...............Occasional stalker, but never arrested Thoughtful..........Says "Please" when demanding a beer Well there you have it, truth in advertising! more

Resolved Question: Would you fill in my questionaire?

So for my GCSE business studies coursework we have to get people to fill out a question so that we can make recommendations to tmobile. Would anyone spare some time to fill it out. Just put the number of the question and letter please 1.Age of interwiewee a - under 12 b - 13 - 18 c - 19 - 25 d - 26 - 40 e - over 40 2. gender of interviewee a - female b - male 3. where interviewee lives a - north b - midlands c - south 4. is your mobile phone a - contract b - pay as you go 5. which network are you on a - tmobile b - o2 c - vodafone d - orange e - 3 6. which is most important mobile phone function to you? a - texts b - talk c - games d - internet e - music 7. what made you choose your current network? a - friends are on same network b - the offers you get c - cost of calls and texts d - network was not your choice 8. are you aware of the present product range that tmobile has to offer? a - yes very aware b - some idea of range c - no idea whatsoever 9. where do you notice adverts such as those for mobile phone networks? a - radio b - tv c - magazines d - newspapers e - cinema 10. what is the main reason for using you mobile phone? a - contacting home b - contacting friends c - business d - information (eg internet) 11. which of of the following is the most important cost to you? a - texts b - calls c - internet d - other (music/games etc) 12. what type of advertisement most influences you to buy a product such as a mobile phone? a - using a celebrity b - something funny c - gives information d - anything glamorous e - no notice is taken of adverts 13. where would you buy a new mobile phone? a - specialist shop (eg carphonewarehouse) b - network providers own shop c - supermarket d - internet e - over the phone 14. what is the main weakness of tmobiles marketing at present? a - price b - service plans c - where it is sold d - advertising and promotions 15. what is the main strength of tmobiles marketing at present? a - price b - service plans c - where it is sold d - advertising and promotions thanks for your time =] more

Resolved Question: would you listen to a [dedicated] comedy radio station...with the only news allowed being satirical or funny,?

i would like [upon waking] to be able to turn my radio/clock on, and come into the day with laughter.....yes sure..-later on i can turn to the dour stations to get the latest negative detritus about what happening in the world today...but i want at least my first half hour to be funny----not childish and manic teen radio1 with crap plastic music---nor amateurish commercial radio with inane presenters and worse--wall to wall advertising to infect my brain. now you may say i can do a tape of funny stuff and play that each morning [--i have already tried!] but you see i have an active mind a low tolerance for unoriginality---i want to hear stuff ive never heard before, including people who i might not have thought of tuning into based on their reputations. it would be gorgeous to hear quality comedians sending up the days news and puncturing the pompous egos of those who desperately want to be in the news--wannabe celebs politicians etc. i want a dedicated comedy radio station....do You..?! more

Resolved Question: An idea for a class project?

I am trying to come up with an idea for a three minute film for a college advertising, No sports tops to be worn on campus any funny ideasyes to advertise to students on campus that they are not allowed to wear sports tops on campus more

Resolved Question: Survey:: Badly thought out advertising campaigns (take 2)?

http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2811.jpg and they say people have no humour these days .... more

Resolved Question: Funny Lotto Advert UK TV ?

What was the advert for where they guy pauses the live tv, gets a pile of cushions, calls for help, and then carries on watching? He's fainted because he's won the lottery, it was really funny and i can't remember what the TV service it was advertising was more

Resolved Question: The cheating pastor, is this on funny?

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday. Then he made a plan. After a hectic advertising campaign the church was packed the following Sunday. The Pastor, in full cry yelled " Jesus said "I'll come as a dove" Church members: "Amen" Pastor: "I say Jesus said "I'll come like a dove" Members: " Amen" And suddenly out of the ceiling came a white dove. The Members, having witnessed a miracle started donating bucks like no man's business. The pastor was excited and in an attempt to increase his profits kept repeating his formula. For the 4th time he yelled. For the 4th time money kept flowing. Then he went for the fifth. " I have prophesied, Jesus shall surely come like a doooooooove from the skies." Suddenly a head appeared out of the ceiling and complained " But daddy all the doves are finished " more

Resolved Question: Were the HBOS traders singing 'woke up this morning feeling good' this week?

yahoo is still advertising them despite the fact that they went belly up and had to be rescued and merged with Lloyds tsb. Funny old world huh? more